I just read the transcript, and even by Trumpian standards, that was.....pretty goddamn terrible. I can only imagine how much worse it was live. Seriously, can someone, anyone, not get this man a fucking speechwriter?

No.

Steve Bannon looks like the odd man out at a swingers party attended by Ted Cruz.

I can’t really be mad at the three no vote people, given that Mattis is a person one might expect any randomly selected conservative to reasonably nominate for secretary of defense.

Yes, truly in the year 2017 we are at a high-water mark for recognition of Frederick Douglass.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

Arguably, Democrats needed something to react to. They needed an action to rally around so no one could go “give him a a chance” anymore. They had to choose their battles, and they chose the right one.

O GOD YES! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEM?!!?? Sorry, didn’t mean to scream. Long day of working while listening and watching the fuckery that is the government right now.

Oh, Taylor Swift. Whenever she tries to be edgy-sexy, it just feels so damn tame because it is so tame.

I’ll ask my wife if that’s okay with her. Then we can adopt her so she can live with us. You can have your fun and we can have our life. Deal?

You’re really giving him a lot of credit by suggesting anything he’s doing is part of anything even remotely resembling a plan.

Can someone ask him why, if Dems could perpetuate MASSIVE voter fraud, they wouldn’t have done it in swing states? Jesus can we have ONE DAY without something absolutely bonkers?

Lujan isn’t the problem, it’s Schlesinger’s “particularized injury” and the “if literally everyone is affected by this, it’s not a lawsuit thing, it’s a political issue.”

Life is just so hard when you’re a billionaire in charge of the most powerful country on earth. I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Aww, Donny, are you having a rough day? Do you need a nap before you have to put on your big boy pants and GOVERN THE FUCKING COUNTRY LIKE AN ADULT?

I keep telling people that the things you’d have to do to get back even a significant amount of these voters is something we’d regret as progressives. They chose their fate. They decided that racism and sexism and everything else were more important to them than actual policy. That’s on them. Hillary Clinton had a…

Nazi jokes are getting old anne frankly I’m tired of them.

IT’S LIKE RAAAIIIIIIINNNN

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…