So my husband tells the story of this family he knew in highschool. The husband started cheating on the wife, got syphilis and gave it to his wife. He treated himself but never told her and by the time he finally fessed the fuck up- after years and years of health problems that they couldn’t track down- her brain was…

Wow.

Many paraplegics are lying.

“Hey, did you come across a disabled woman out there?”

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Maybe on the West coast, hippie! Here in the maritimes we have a little thing called ‘respect’.

I grew up watching Sarah Polley in Ramona Quimby and Road To Avonlea and Canadian films, and by weird chance I keep running into her when I go on walks and run errands. I’ve eaten lunch or dinner or had a coffee sitting at the table next to her at least 7 times. Sometimes she talks to her companion about the project…

the men she has been dating will be acquainted with the technology.

A guy from my office was on that plane. His father was killed in a lightening strike yesterday in PR. God bless those pilots for being able to get him home.

I use the blowdryer. I know young folks don’t like to admit to blow-drying their body parts, but seriously, use the right tool for the job!

Okay, but can this or a similar app include relevant modern-day information? I’m about to travel to Iowa for the first time, and I have no idea what the situation is like there.

yet, they’re going to ignore that he was *illegally* giving his 14 yr old driving lessons, and then takes it upon himself to arrest someone?

I just read an article about hedgehogs taking over the Hebrides, and I was proud of how much I knew already about hedgehogs on the Hebrides from the Decoy Bride.

I like that everyone in it is willing to play along with the insane plot. With literally any other cast, it would be a disaster, but with the bunch they got, it’s inexplicably charming and hilarious.

Oh my god I LOVE the Decoy Bride!

In the vast field of dumb rom coms, it’s in my top ten. Number one is the Decoy Bride. If it’s a movie set in a green rocky place with a good-looking man I can’t resist.

Some of my former student will say they suffered their worst prank at my hands. A few years ago I convinced my 4th grade science class that because of a very rare alignment of Venus, Earth, Mars and the Sun the gravity on Earth would be affected for 6/10 of a second and that if they jumped at the exact right moment,…

Take your star and go