They have a son as well.

I found these books when I was about 22/23, and I’ve been reading them ever since (I’m 39). I actually just finished another reread of the entire series. I am so here for anything of Tortall to hit the screen.

Also why did he 1st have a flashlight ready and 2nd not turn on the room light?

My heart hurts for you, reading this. I’m sorry anyone has to deal with this from anyone, but it’s a whole other level of filth when it’s your own mother. I wish you as much healing as possible, whether you decide it’s with her or you’re better off on your own.

Hershey refused to pay for the free advertising? I’m confused.

Blow drying is the best.. I feel damp if I don’t. And you can use the cool setting if it’s too hot.

Haha awesome!

Decoy Bride has a permanent spot on my netflix queue... love the leads, love the location, love the accents. “Shall I put another Puffin on the griddle fer ya?!”

So sorry to have wasted 10 of your seconds.

I’ve always liked it, and I adore Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews. Saying that, I am NOT team Mary - she’s a smug bitch who gaslights children. “How can we sleep Mary, we’ve had such an exciting day jumping into sidewalks and racing cartoon horses?” “We didn’t do that Michael, your imagination is great, ha ha.” Also,…

I can’t think of the most sad off the top if my head, but I’ll tell you what, the ending of “Tinkerbell and the Legend if they NeverBeast” wrecked me last week. I full on bawled, like heaving and snot bawling. And when I thought I was done I’d start back up.

Yes, by his logic all rights to the host body are given over to the parasite, which would mean that the penis has the right to inhabit the host in perpetuity.

nm, should have read the thread.

Goddamnit, Ewan!

Oh yeah.. I always forget this. Ugh.

I’m gonna need an EG douche explanation.

Oh my god, what the actual fuck. That poor poor child. How are there people like this; how do people become so twisted.

True.. and not only if they’ll fulfill all the needs of the character over time but if they’ll last doing the grueling job part for that long. That’s an eternal amount of time to a child, half their lives basically.

This whole planet would be measurably better off if the 7.4 billion people on earth no longer existed. Sure, there are some good ones, but collectively we are cunts.

I remember when I was young my mom saying it gets worse as you get older (because you do know more of the ppl dying). I also think it’s an aspect of millenials coming of age and being so social-media based that word and reactions are more far reaching and spread a lot more quickly now. Taking those two things in…