If you want to get REALLY annoyed, free seed packets sent out by Sierra Club last year had almost exactly the same mix of seeds as part of a fundraiser. I got two of them. A group I belong to (the San Diego chapter of the California Native Plant Society) complained to the national Sierra Club and got blown off by a…

Mind you- how awesome would a flaming crown look? No one else at the festival has worn a flaming crown yet. Peak hipster!

“What do you mean it’s upside down? It looks fine to me. MAYBE YOU’RE UPSIDE DOWN!! DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT??”

Or you know, a totally different reward not based on clothing size? If you feel you can’t feasibly buy it, THEN DO SOMETHING ELSE.

I keep telling my son our ticket is we need to invent some stupid app that nobody can live without and sell it before the next bubble burst.

True. I look back at a couple of places I worked earlier on in my career and I don’t know if it was age or fear or both, but there were several times I should have just marched right into HR. In the field I was in, people openly talked about the shit that went down, so there would have been plenty of witnesses. For…

Pictured: Trump’s next secretary of labor nominee at his previous job.

It sucks that people can coerce women into retracting these allegations and having to say shit like “I just wanted a free trip to Chicago” for the rest of their lives.

Do we really believe this is what tanked him? I don’t. Pudzer did not go down because of the Democrats - let’s be real here. If they couldn’t take down DeVos, they weren’t taking down Pudzer. He lost because Republicans were wavering on him after the revelations that he employed a woman in the country illegally, that…

I still don’t think the video had anything to do with it. I mean c’mon...Donald Trump had a dozen women accusing him of sexual assault. It was all because he didn’t agree with Trump’s stance on immigration. Republicans have always been split on illegal immigrants because they love cheap under-the-table workers that…

I posted your comment on FB, where my friend Keith Hewitt said:
“The answer is yes, they are the host when the penis is inside, and just like the abortion law, they are prohibited from making their own decisions while the foreign body is inside them. They must then consult the man for his approval. This will also…

Maybe you should go to his office and explain it to him.

What about if we have a tampon in? Maybe we should call Humphrey and ask if it’s OK to change it?

I think that following this asshole’s host logic, we’re JUST a host—so while the penis is inside of us, the rights of the penis are actually more important than the rights of our bodies. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I just called his office, (405) 557-7382, and left those exact questions in a message to his very pleasant assistant. She says he will give me a call back. I’ll update when if he does!

Oh I’m sure he also totally agrees that once a man ejaculates, his sperm is fair game for any nearby woman to use to impregnate herself. Once a man makes that choice, he has to deal with the consequences! 18 years of child support, totally fair.

Fuck off.

Sorry to be that person but she hit him over the head not in the face.

You guys I met Miss. Stacey once and it was every bit as amazing as you are imagining right now.

I liked him for Rory in the original series and the revival. He did want her as a mistress (though maybe he was taking what he could get since Rory was his #1 choice but turned down his proposal years ago), but Rory had the boyfriend that she always “forgot” even existed. Rory is terrible! Personally, I saw the…