You know at this point, try to scope out his manager if you can find it, and send them a little email summarizing your whole “interview” with him. Include a copy of the mail he sent you after the interview. Say something along the lines say you are a professional and would some basic courtesy during an interview, etc.

Sometimes I want real Mexican, sometimes I want Chipotle. I don’t pretend there’s any crossover between the two.

Yeah, I need my BCO, it is an Old Testement style abomination that Kitchenette is shutting down. I mean it though I will leave, there will be nothing here for me. I give zero fucks about the Kardashians and thought that they were a race of aliens from Star Trek but it was Mark who set me right. I still give zero fucks…

I mean, I like referring to them as dickbags. THAT IS WHAT WE SHOULD GO WITH!

RIP brave Diesel.

Author Unknown by Jason Falkner.

Of course, of course! I had just decided this very morning that BCO was my current new favorite read on the internet. DAMN IT ALL TO HECK.

since Kitchenette and Millihelen were the only places I was out of the grays, I guess there’s no point in me coming to Gawker media anymore!

I know, I just found out and I’m pissed as hell. Kitchenette and io9 are my main trawls, if they fold I'm gone.

This is the worst! IO9, who knows what they're doing to Jez, and now Kitchenette? If the get rid of the Slot too, I'll have zero reason to come here.

Or my aunt. The last time we had a family reunion, I kept a running tally of all the celebrity and fictional character names she screwed up - notably, correcting anybody who pronounced them correctly. Over the course of one weekend, we had:

In case you thought that everyone knows how to Chipotle, have a picture of President Obama not knowing how Chipotle works.

She was afraid of deep things, so she couldn’t partake in bowls.

The toaster one reminds me of the time one of the librarians smelled food and tracked it down to a woman who was sitting at a reading desk with a crock pot plugged in underneath it, cooking chicken stew.

Old copyeditors never die. At least it’s not “pubic library.”

Johari, girl, you my hero.

Seriously also Zola exploited the girl. Despite all of Zola’s protests of wanting to go home, she still pimped Jessa out several times. She was an accomplice to Z’s brutalization of Jessa. But you know retweets and faves FTW

Ugh, I get that she was an amusing storyteller, but I don’t understand how anyone could read that story about violent sex trafficking and a mentally ill-person self-harming and attempting suicide and come away entertained. The whole thing was pretty fucking disturbing.