Honey, if you can get an STD or an orgasm from it, sorry to break it to you but IT’S SEX. It’s sexual activity, you can get a disease from it. It’s sex. Only sex is P in V? Then how do gay people do it?

I’ll be fine with this when and only when Jane Curtin starts dating Ryan Adams.

Can we talk about him in The Mummy? Holy ovary explosion.

At first glance my mind told me she was taking a selfie with that coke bottle.

It reminds me of the Jim Henson classic “Emmett Otter’s Jug Band Christmas” which is awesome and which I may or may not own on VHS...

Anything you dip a chip into that’s not salsa or guac. Probably not queso, either, but that’s iffy. I would NEVER refer to salsa as dip.

“Dip” to me implies cheese or sour cream (optionally + flavorings, in either).

I stopped at a Starbucks a few weeks ago and they had one of their prep carts sitting out with two bags of caramel sauce on it. Just sitting there, asking to be stolen by a crazed caramel addict.

Soon, we’ll be able to start tracking her movements. We can tag her, follow her by satellite, and monitor her migration patterns. We will learn how many are in her herd, and if they’re collecting the core materials of caramel to bring back to their home habitats.

“whom we all called Caramel Lady. ”

Long-time reader, first-time commenter. I can’t resist — they filmed this show at my high school, Torrance High, often while classes were in session. They’d just rope off certain sections of the school and have at it. One of my friends briefly dated BAG. He was the most down-to-earth cast member, and would often play…

Pockets in Arizona are either calling it “cocola” or “lemonade,” and I swear to God this (and everything else in Arizona) has to be the result of fallout from 1940’s nuclear tests.

It would absolutely not be a deal breaker for me, and I would assume/hope at 40 that he’s found ways to compensate for his partners. But I would appreciate being told before I moved to another country to be with him.

Oh my God Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re grey.

I will live and die in the grey even though I have been here since day 1 under various names. (I don’t post all that much.) BUT a) Clover Hope is always calling people white/whitey as a way of insulting them which is fine, obviously - I am white and privileged and not good at dancing or whatever so I get it. But it’s…

I can’t bring myself to spend $20 at target on PJs...I want them, put them in my cart, and abandon them every time. I just can’t spend money on stuff I’m sleeping in. I want to be one of those gorgeous women in beautiful lingerie putting on hand lotion before bed at my perfectly appointed vanity, but I always end up…

No joke, my grandmother once gave me a red lingerie set with a gorgeous bra (which I wore for many years) and panties with a zipper... there. Right where this pair has an opening. I was 14.

If Baker didn’t tell the couple about her last-minute absence, that is indeed uncool.

This wedding shit is getting out of hand. The universe does not revolve around 1) you or 2) your wedding budget or 3) your gift registry. It’s a party you chose to throw, people are not legally bound to show up (even when they said they would). Weddings are becoming the outlet of choice for asshole behavior nowadays.

I was at a wedding once and an In & Out truck showed up about 2 hours into the reception. Fuck yes.