This is confusing the fuck out of me. Does this mean all those other hollywood kid pics have their parents’ permissions to be published?

Whenever I go to a craft fair, I often think of Dr. Ian Malcolm’s warning: You were so obsessed with doing a thing, you didn’t stop to think if you *should*.

you don’t get to make decisions like this for a dead person

Also, note that for this subject in particular, the employee really has to have screwed up in a unique and interesting way for anyone to have a reason to care about the story. If you specifically requested a sandwich with no mayo, and a server then brought you a sandwich with mayo on it, well, I’m very sad for you,…

Hilarious: I live abroad, and as a permanent resident of the country where I live (Taiwan), I don’t have to show my passport to enter. Just my PR card. Yes, that’s right, I can fly halfway around the world to a small island nation on the Pacific Rim that I am not a citizen of and I DO NOT HAVE TO SHOW MY PASSPORT. I…

“As a young man, I made a mistake that I deeply regret and for which apologies may still not be enough.”

Dude, wtf. You get the Sacko for life.

In high school / college, I worked as a cook at a restaurant near the Ocean City, NJ boardwalk. The people that owned the restaurant when I started working there were nice, but kind of ran the restaurant into the ground. Eventually, the original owner bought the place back...and she was a firecracker.

Seriously, where did you find this? I love it, and Mr.R. I sent in an email to PBS circa 1999 about him being a badass and that I was surprised and happy he was still alive. He responded PERSONALLY about how he was happy that I was happy to see him on tube (and not dead).

I worked in a movie theatre for the first 3 Twilight movies. When the second one was about to come out we got an email from corporate asking if any of the staff resembled any of the main characters. I have no idea what the plan for that was, we just sent them back “NO."

Were you all, “hey, everyone really seemed to like that menu, Dave. What did you think, Dave? Were you a fan of it, Dave? I think it could’ve used some more garlic, Dave.”

“if you see nothing but boring old white people in an ethnic restaurant”

I’ve been in places like this and honestly, every time it’s been as miserable as you described.

Bookstore people are crazy. I worked at a Half Price Books in the Midwest and due to the insane number of serialized romance novels we received, we started packing them into stacks of 7 and selling them together for 2 bucks. We called them Love Bundles, and there was a group of about 25 mid-fifties women who purchased…

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

Dear contributors to today’s BCO, I’d like you all to know that you’re the wind beneath my wings, & an inspiration to us all. I promise to skewer a troll in honour of each & every one of you.

Not getting birth control can affect your health. There’s no requirement that an airline offer alcohol, you are served at their discretion, and you won’t be harmed if you don’t get it. So it’s not the same. At all.

Good lord you were a much smarter 14 year old than I am a current 39 year old.

Team no one!!!!!