DJ definitely should have moved this along. Could have done so in a humorous way. “He hasn’t done this before, looks like he’ll need some help”... “Save something for later...” IDK, maybe my suggestions aren’t great, this isn’t my job but there had to be some way to end this when it started getting weird.

I don't understand how no one intervened earlier. He was obviously way too drunk to be in the spotlight. He should have been sat down and given a water with some bread. :\

I don’t remember where I read it, but I suggested to a friend that her daughter give her bouquet to the couple at the wedding who had been married the longest. It was the sweetest! And they had the photographer capture the two couples, photo was included in the thank you note ~

Jesus. She cried? That’s horrible. I’m glad I stuck to my "5 minutes of humiliation? I'm not watching that" decision.

I feel like many people follow these stupid traditions because they think they have to. It’s like, come on. Think about what looks better and what is better. Dancing, drinking and socializing, or have people look like idiots fighting for your bouquet. There will be no such thing at my wedding.

The garter shit is tacky and a weird tradition “Here, have an intimate piece of my new wife’s lingerie! Who wants it?? Whoooo wants it?” Because in my country men fight to catch the garter. And then the guy that gets the garter dances with the girl who gets the bouquet. Gross and embarrassing.

Whoever documented her shame and then put it on the internet deserves an eternity of public humiliations. I hope they crap themselves at work or on the metro or while on a first date. The universe should right this wrong. And I hope in their moment of embarrassment they realize that what they are experiencing is…

Jeez, my heart nearly broke watching her cry at the end. I’m glad her girlfriends were there for her.

She’s a grifter y’all. A confidence artist, a flimflam man.

Applying the Tom Cruise principle, I assume that any good looking leading-man type actor who lists his height as 5’8 is actually small enough to fit inside my purse.

Enjoy your racial purity

My BFF has a phrase for that - she says it’s like being Mama Dog and having your pup crawl all over your body, occasionally stopping to nurse. I’m so sorry I told you that!

I read the headline about six times without any comprehension whatsoever. And I was trying.

In my neverending quest to keep up with the Youths, I find myself staring at this post by Ms. Hope and thinking, “Have I lived too long?”

What I’m looking forward to most is the lack of controversial statements in the comments.

I hear “squad” I think of high school sports (i.e. “she made the JV squad”) or cheerleading teams. But I’m an old too.

Wait, this isn’t a Canadian blog?

Lesson Seven: don't have kids.