I am a white Virginian and it seems like some plantation ass shit to me.

I’m from Richmond Virginia and uhh, this dude is definitely a sicko and everyone knows that the relationship was going on for a great deal of time before he was actually brought to trial. The girl and her family were handsomely rewarded for their silence during the trial. OH AND HEY, some law knowledge for you, he was…

I continue to be the sole person on Team Gwynnie. It’s a lonely fucking team.

You don’t ever know! A friend of mine recently had a great interaction with another celeb mentioned in this massive pile of stories — not skeevy to her at all. But then very few people probably go around being complete jerks at every opportunity.

I wanna live in a world where all revenge is carb based.

Now someone totally has to write s screenplay or novel called “Khaleesi of the Dorm.”

+1 for weenus

Somebody needs to step the fuck back, huh? I mean. Do you think Qwyn is the lead singer of Idlewild?

On another Madchester note, Ian Brown of the Stone Roses is properly nice and chatty to fans. he even has a smoke with them outside his hotel. Liam is a brat. Noel is supposed to be dead nice though.

So you’re saying that Steven Tyler does in fact walk this way AND talk this way? That’s incredibly reaffirming.

This is just further confirmation of my theory that Paul Rudd made a deal with the devil and put a curse on the entire cast of Clueless in exchange for eternal youth. Think about it.

In college I worked security at Mr. Rogers’ apartment building. Fred did not do autographs, but other than that he and his wife were absolutely the nicest and most down-to-earth people that lived in the building. Everyone else there was old money and drove a Rolls...Fred drove a Honda. When I worked the overnight…

Cillian Murphy! Ohhhh, Cillian Murphy. You broke my heart.

A few years back my BFF and I were at a late night gig and went out to smoke cigarettes (GASP!). There was an absolute throng of people on the pavement and you had to elbow your way to a clear spot as much as you had to inside the venue. I saw a guy I kinda sorta recognised and was looking at him in that “how do i…

“I gave a girl fifty dollars and asked her to suck my dick. She said no. I should have asked about the dick sucking first.”

It’s the late-aughts and I am living in the Hollywood Hills. It’s a Saturday night and my friend is super sick. She’s asked me come over and take care of her but first pick up some cat food and juice. No problem, I say, I’ll just hit the liquor/convenience store across the street from my place. Do I need to change out…

I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…

made a burner account cos i had to tell this story:

a couple of years ago, a friend and i were WASTED at a bar for some coworker of hers’ birthday party. i didn’t know the person whose party it was (like i said, we were hammered), but we did manage to enough to notice kanye west and jay z among the attendees. the…

It was a typical night out at the bars in Minneapolis & was having a great time talking to a really nice guy. In the middle of a sentence, Josh Hartnett bounds up to the guy and drags him away while shouting, “No. Beer googles, dude. No. Beer goggles. Beer goggles. No. No. No. No. Take off your beer goggles. No. No.…

Oooh, ooh, I got this. I was a big Oasis fan back in the ‘90s, so when the band came to Melbourne my friend and I decided to go to their hotel. My friend found out they were staying at the Hilton, and they rocked up in their van to a small crowd of fans waiting to say hello. The band was quickly ushered into the foyer…