I don't do long nails, but I got some nail wraps from Espionage Cosmetics. This is "Lunar"

OMG yaaaasssss that connection just dawned on me thanks to you!!!

thank you! Pointy nails are so incredibly ugly! Why did this trend even start??

I was going to be like, so a 30 year old mother of two isn’t dancing for 8 hours a day like she used to? But then I realized she’s dancing at least 4 hours a day, and that’s better than I’ve done in like 5 years and I feel so unhealthy and lazy now.

I’ve actually had people try to convince me that I’m Moby. What I want to say is, “ No bitch. I’m pretty sure my teeny tiny bank account confirms I am not Moby.” But what I usually say is, “Sorry. I get that all the time.”

Yeah, I was pretty taken aback! I felt like saying “Well, how about YOU change your Cheeto orange bowl cut, Madame Conrad?” (And then she would have told me to say it in French. And then sent me to the principal’s office.)

You are so right. It's so deeply unattractive to me. Perhaps beyond the squared-corner style, even, and the American approach to "French" manicure that is never perpetrated outside of this lovely land.

They're basically the dark liner/nude lip of the hand world.

additionally the nails in this article remind me of Calibos, from the original Clash of the Titans.

Absolutely agreed... and I think it makes people's hands look OLD. Like these long-ass nails make me think of grandma hands.

I really love YOUR nails. They are perfect. I feel stabby when I see those pointy witch nails on otherwise well groomed and fashionable women.

This is one of best looking example of the uber pointy nail trend I've seen, but man I can't wait for it to pass. To me, it's an aesthetic that is hopelessly dated and juvenile (neither in a good way) that makes people look either like extras in Designing Women or tween goth wannabees.

You use your NAILS to take your contacts out? SWEET JESUS.

I just need to point out that Tara made the art, she isn't pressuring anyone into anything! Tara is a lovely person, I am the monster with the body butters.

THEN WHY ARE MINE, IN MY MEDIUM-SIZED CITY, SOMETIMES 2 FOR $1, OR WORSE, 99 CENTS A LIME? WHAT IS WITH THE LIME DISPARITY IN THIS COUNTRY????*

Tell her to pretend she has no money, and she just laughs and says I'm so funny....

Gwyneth just consciously uncoupled from pretending to be poor —you know, like we all can do.

I'd been working in the same downtown pub for 5 years (great little hole in the wall, so fun, but super dodgy sometimes, very blue-collar clientele/white collar slum spot) and had somehow managed to be the only server there who'd never been assaulted. Never shoved, bitten, spit on, hit, etc. Like I said, dodgy.

Ok I have questions about waterlining. How do you do it without getting eyeliner gunk in the corner of your eyes/tearing up horribly? Because this would be me after about 5 minutes: