Can we get a number to call, or an address? It’s funny what a thousand phone calls can do.

if you pow into me, and I have insurance, but you do not, who coves my car?

I see cops pull people over at gas stations where I live all the time.

Yeah, all of this.

Sort of on topic: I live in CA where the penalties for late registration are very expensive. It's interesting to me that in other states it's not a big deal. So I have a neighbor who parks like absolute garbage. Just a real piece of shit this guy. Thinks he's so cute blocking people in and ignoring common…

Yeah, but I would think it was a convenient place for cops to have a talk to people as well. Clear of the road, often plenty of space and most likely has surveillance. I see it as the perfect place to pull someone over, it's where I'd want all my traffic stops to be, not the opposite.

If all else fails, never leave home without your shake-weight, just in case.

It's typically referred to as personal property tax. You get to pay the state a tax for the privilege of continuing to own something that you already paid tax on when you originally bought it.

Just wait a beat, and then ease on over into the turn lane, make the right turn, and turn into the nearest parking lot. With any luck, you can be safely indoors before Officer Numb Nuts fights his way out of the middle lane, through the right lane, through the turn, and into the parking lot. Is he gonna run his lights…

Drove for TWO YEARS on expired tags. This was about 5 years ago. Finally got the car smogged and was ready to go to DMV the next day to register the car. That night I drove to the corner gas station which is .3 miles from my house. Get pulled over. 2 things saved me, first I lied and said that I hadn't driven the car…

how to get away with broken turn signals:

Adults who treat Easter eggs hunts like a compitition are the fucking worst. Your special snowflake baby Apsen/Dakota isn’t going to be upset they don’t have the most eggs especially since their main hobby is shitting and drooling.

This woman’s photo and name, posted for all to see...including intimate photos...how can Jezebel commenters not be outraged? When this is done today, it’s called revenge porn. Since it was found and put up in an art exhibit, it’s somehow seen as art. This woman could be alive now, or at least some people she knew…

A few decades earlier and I can imagine the subject of this guy’s obsessive documentation being which concentration camp “medical subjects” took the longest to die at the hands of Dr. Mengele.

I think she looks like the girl from Clueless... Eliza Donovan, I think?

I hope when I’m dead people don’t find a box of my private thoughts and secrets and decide to put them on blast—especially if they contain nude photos. Or better yet find a former flame’s box of possessions with my nude photos and put them all over the internet. fuck art that’s the “none of your business” category. I…

Truth be told, REL was a mighty fine general and was one of the best in the US military before the Civil War. I certainly agree that there still seemed to be a weird elevation and longing for the days of yore when I visited all the historic sites, but that was back in 1985. While we've covered almost as much ground…

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Ok, but wasn't he on the losing side? They don't have any statues of Hitler in Germany.

Other Class One misdemeanors in Virginia include animal cruelty, sexual battery, and aiming a firearm at someone. This is how the state regards people who drive over 80 mph.