I've heard a random word, not my name and not directly in my ear, but pretty clearly.

ooooh, jfc... That is why I get so freaked out at watching or reading stuff... I’m convinced fear makes you more susceptible to belief and they know it and take advantage of it.

But will it believe me if I’m whimpering and shaking? Because that is what I would be doing. Even if I held my shit together I'm afraid it would smell my fear.

Seriously would pay extra for a house inspector/medium. He should market that shit.

*nope octopus gif*

I suddenly find him very sexy.

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“Mr. Trump, you have a call on line 1 from a Rachel Dolezal.”

I don’t think its pedantic to call things by their actual name, especially when enough has been said about bison vs buffalo that the average informed American shouldn’t be able to help but know which live in Yellowstone (begging the question that he was one). My point wasn’t why “buffalo” is wrong or that I’m a…

Yeah, and we used to call them Indians, too. But see, I have this funny habit of identifying stuff as what science/research has determined it actually is.. crazy, I know. We know now that bison are not considered true buffalo, so I’m gonna go ahead and not call them that.

Well he has 1 point against him already for calling them buffalo.

Ok well, Charlottesville.. There’s your problem. I don’t know why, but up there they act like they’re better than everyone else.

Holy sh*t! Related, I’ve heard warnings about removing gallbladders.. how it can mess up your digestion and so forth.

Very true.

!! I will never understand why people bring their shit into their work life.. I mean, I have to assume they’re not working with a full deck anyway, but that should be basic knowledge for anyone with half a functioning brain. And how do people that stupid become VPs?

Haha, I totally bought a $99 Modcloth dress, and that was actually the most expensive thing I bought for my wedding. Wait, I lied... I found a local girl on CL for photos (who was awesome) and for 1 hour and a cd with edited photos, she asked for $100..

I ate Milkbones.. They won't hurt him.

Relieved, I went back to the kitchen where I was told by the chef that that piece of pie was covered in whipped BUTTER, not whipped cream. He had used the wrong pastry bag. Whoops.

best. thread. ever.