my friend had kirsten and her friend had samantha. i had... nobody. *sniff*

I read this as “daily caramel-fap” and I thought, “yeah, that’s probably right for her.”

I thought she kept saying “caught up in my tea.” Like she’s at home nursing a mug of sleepytime, thinking shit over. Ima start using this phrase.

I’ve had a crush on Liv Tyler for years (I mean, who wouldn’t, she’s freaking gorgeous and lovely), but I’ve never thought that makes me cool, or bi, or that I needed to define it... I’m just straight, except for one person whose boobies I would put my face between, and maybe more. </thought process>

My mom tells me my grandma got groped on the subway one time and she stuck a hat pin in the dude’s hand. Used to carry it just for that purpose. Go g-ma!

This. At first I thought was just watching a video of a dumbass, but when I saw her crying I genuinely felt bad for her, and like a scuzzbucket for watching her be shamed.

Your mom sounds amazing.

Omg, human gyroscope! I drove home from the cake lady’s house with my mom in the passenger seat holding the box and it was SO INTENSE!

This reminds me that I’ve got 1st year anniversary unfrozen wedding cake in the fridge leftover from yesterday... Gonna get that Tupperware and dig in while I read this one!

This is good to hear; I'm looking to do a few extra payments with them.

I also don’t understand what “any interest accrued to date” means.. Does that mean I have to pay off ALL my (calculated years of) interest before they start letting me pay in principle?

Thank you for this.. I was looking into doing this with Nelnet, but can't seem to get a straight answer.

I just wanted to say that I really appreciate the discourse in this thread. As a white girl, I try really hard to check my privilege and listen and learn instead of speak, and there were some really outstanding and enlightening words in here that I think more of us could stand to read. (if I didn’t star you it’s…

Right? I mean, if I get pregnant I’m not even going to wait for a clinic appointment.. I’ll just unbend a coat hanger and get it done right in my bathroom, stat.

Hmmm.. I always saw it as he was done with her drama and found himself a more stable chick... and she regrets that it cost her, but she’s kind of fucked up and just can’t help herself.

Is it just me or does that thing kind of look like all the Golden Girls put together?

I hope you went straight to urgent care for a tetanus shot.

oh, thank god... my stomach was actually dropping as i was scrolling. i’m so sorry that happened to you though!

I’m so surprised at this and the replies to you.. From my brief encounter with him I thought he was totally a nice guy. I saw him at a restaurant and, unintentionally but Im sure it looked intentional, passed by him waiting for the men’s room, and I first said “hey” like I knew him and to cover up that faux pas, acted…

I know, that made me sick. Unfortunate I am just outside his jurisdiction so I couldn't vote against him. Wth, voters!?