I hate when celebs apologize only after it damages their PR. Can we finally cancel Lindsay Lohan?

Nope.

so the attorney tells Mickey Mouse that he doesn’t think the judge will grant a divorce just because Minnie is a little crazy. Mickey says, “For the last time, I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was FUCKING GOOFY!”

Walk away.

At this point I'm thinking you deserve the shitstorm coming your way.

I specifically go into the greys to star stuff. If the Jezebel staff won’t do it, the users have to.

Share anyway; I’m always waiting for SNS to come around, and when I get to it there’s already 200+ posts and I'm worried no-one will see what I write because in the greys....

for anyone who’s interested here is an audio link to the horror story published at nightlight a couple of weeks ago. it is the first time any of my stories have been published on a podcast and was a kick to hear it acted out.

You need a different business name altogether. It will only cause problems if you don’t. People will contact businesses on completely different continents if they have the same name, which explains how I once almost made a dinner reservation in Ireland (I live in Canada).

I figure the people making this distinction are probably pedophiles. 

Might be worded poorly. But an 8 years difference between your daughter and your “lover” is highly disturbing. I mean, my older sister and my younger sister have an 8 years difference between them and I am smack dab in the middle! of 4 years between them two. So to put into perspective, that is like my fathers dating…

The idea is that age itself is power and influence. What if she was 14? Then would it be ok even though he had no direct power over her? 

It’s sexism. Men see 16 yr old girls as women because they want to. What would you be saying if he had had relationships with 16 yr old boys? Cue the old, girls are so much more mature argument? Guess what, they aren’t. They’re just groomed to act that way.

Do you have eyeballs? That man was not shunned during puberty. 

“Less than half his age” sounds creepy enough when it references a 75 year old dude.. when it’s said about a 33 year old it’s way beyond creepy... When it’s said about a 33 year old dating a girl just one year older than his own daughter it’s not creepy any more it’s pedophilia.

Wow I didn’t know this. I’m mad that this changes my image of him. It’s sick. But we need to start addressing it the same time we address Jared Letos underage relationships and why he gets a pass. 

You mean the daughters of those who shunned them during puberty?

Nobody is calling him Jimmy Saville, that man was a literal rapist and the devil incarnate. But it’s not great, and it’s worse because he’s Paul Walker. When it’s some middling dude with no prospects who winds up with a 16 year old because they’re impressionable and fall or an older man then while it is creepy and…

When someone is about to date someone and they have to look up the age of consent, something ain’t right. 

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.