Fuckin’ herbs.

I was troubled about how the police had gathered this evidence, so it’s a relief that if I had been ensnared in this sting, my public defender could have got me off.  There is justice in this world.

I don’t think he could handle it, but he should at least take a stab at it.

You mean that time they started a black QB on December 3, 2017 and then the coach and GM got fired on December 4, 2017? 

Long time Giants fan. Is it just me, or do Gettleman’s (and the Giants generally) justifications for doing things recently (like trading OBJ, picking Jones over Haskins) come off as racially coded? “Negative culture.” “Mature.” “Fiber.” Hmmmmmmmmmm. Like they get rid of Beckham for complaining that they lose too much…

Amateur Race Driver is an Egotistical Prick

You know what was awesome about Paul Pierce? Kevin Garnett.

Before the round was over, Gruden had traded his driver away for a ball-retriever and two range balls, and cut his putter from his bag entirely. Tirico wouldn’t leave the cart girl alone, even as she drove off. Trump and Jaws grew to resent each other for their vocal intonations, each accustomed to normally being the…

this is amazing. It’s amazing.

They discovered the fraud when Isackson fell off her horse and didn’t roll around crying for 20 minutes

I like how she made it real passive when it comes to thanking: “They never give America credit” but real personal when it comes to blaming: “start blaming people who had nothing to do with slavery for the sin of slavery.” Bitch you can’t ask for credit for ending slavery in 1865 but not take blame for perpetuating…

Eli Manning is still here.

Welp, Clayton Bigsby isn’t real.

No, Walton knew that last year and that’s why he sat him in the 4th so much. He plays Lonzo because he’s forced to. If he were allowed to coach like any other coach, that 1st round pick (#2 overall at that) wouldn’t matter. He’d play him according to his skill and this dude would be on the bench but Magic would be…

It’s a city who’s greatest monument is centered around their army getting absolutely destroyed, in a battle that only occurred because the Texas army refused to return stolen property and then taunted the vastly superior force.

takes some monster balls to make that call, for sure

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

I like pleasure spiked with pain and getting tossed from Lakers games. 

Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

“Your father being a sportswriter, is there a lot of shame in that?”