Don’t tape me bro!

Wait, that loser isn’t at all lovable!

I guarantee that all of these guys have cursed Branch Rickey’s name at least once in their lives.

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

“When you need precision racism, you can always count on a middle-aged white bumpkin.”

Uh, he actually did. I mean, he totally killed people, but he was also consistently productive for them, right? 

Phew, looks like they got Ric Flair out of that giant food dehydrator just in time!

linebacker Antwione Williams was flagged and subsequently fined $20,054

“It ain’t me, it ain’t me. I ain’t no military son, son.” - fortunate Son

Fixed this for you:

You laugh but in a little while Las Vegas will learn how having a mediocre NFL team transforms a city into a thriving, cultured metropolis that is the envy of everywhere else. Just look at Jacksonville, Cincinnati or Glendale!

When you’re watching porn, especially one of those gauzy-lensed sensual ones, you generally do not find yourself thinking, Boy, that porn star fellow must be quite the gentleman at home.

Billy Haisley’s article “there is nothing candid about lebron’s the shop” is a candid look at what Billy Haisely thought of the new HBO show. However, the real purpose of the article is to make money.

But he is in serious danger of missing the bus when it comes to a big contract.

Until a person who has committed an offense has actually acknowledged what they’ve done, apologized, and made every effort to make amends, I refuse to accept them as a fellow human. I don’t care if it’s cutting me off in traffic or murder.

Looks like they were only called in 4 of the 16 games, so that means some of the other 12 crews likely just said fuck it.e

How much does Ward’s technique on that tackle have to do with the new helmet rule? Seems like, before this year, a tackler in that situation would dip his head and drive his shoulder into the ball carrier, as opposed to doing the “kneel-and-catch” thing Ward’s doing here. (Not saying whether the helmet rule is right…

Like he cares about helping people avoid excessive force. Hell, I saw 3 G’s just reading his name.

I wish he'd been friends with Jim Jones.

Well, let’s see how you feel 20 years down the road.