charles barkley is all good with the no shoes...when he gets weighed.

If you have low oil, the engine stops. The new engine will come with a new sensor.

This is a humiliating mulligan in which everyone loses face, feet, wallets, and reputations.

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

I’m not typically one to cast aspersions on people I don’t know, but if Dan Dakich’s family member is dealing with chronic work-related injuries, has earned $100 million in the last seven years, and has a degree in architectural design from Stanford, then he’s an idiot for continuing to show up every day at the steel…

+1 uncle charles

Wait, so when people stop being polite, they don’t actually get to be Real?

So did Kona Crush

Sure, if you want to see James Bond die.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

The NFL rewards conservatism in its head coaches. You can get fired for making big splashy deals that go bust. No one gets fired because a star player leaves after a holdout. Ergo, there’s no benefit to O’Brien to sign him.

It’s “policed as closely” as foul balls, three-point shots, and touchdowns.

To be fair, Phil Neville has had to spend his entire life not being Gary Neville and also live with the fact that his father’s name is astonishingly somehow Neville Neville.

I hate to burst your bubble, but that’s actually called bursting your bubbles.

Heath was the only striker who looked like she could catch up to a ball... but when did we become a kick and chase team? Dunn is just blasting it long everytime, the ball is so wide that it’s ineffective, and i think Spain’s high press made those through passes be more off target. Morgan and Rapinoe didn’t play well…

because it reminds me of TMNT and I sing the theme in my head every time. 

All of her written answers were consistent with the ones she recorded in November except for the domicile question, which she changed to “Yes=D”.

Between this and the Beyonce thing, it’s clear that Warriors fans are herbs because Warriors owners are herbs.

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!