“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

The call it his Coin Zlat. 

110 out of 111 brains

I’m not sure a priest’s testimony is the best example to make in a sexual misconduct/assault case.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

I’m not sure that any team would want to take on the potential liability. I get his desire to want to do it (sort of), but there’s no way a front office looks at it, even if he’s able to return, and says, “Sure. Why not?”

Your move Ford Mustangs

Matthew 10:34, “Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send [or bring] peace, but to concuss the linebacker who is only half my size.”

I think it was Jesus who spake: “And lo, do teach unto thy children that money, it doth talk, while the bullshit, it doth walk.”

I was hoping the systematic sheltering of mass child rapists would have destroyed the Catholic Church and *ALL* its bullshit institutions by now, but if it takes a rich football coach to take down even a piece of it, I’ll take it.

“We live in a world of cowards, who teach kids to run from their problems rather than face them?”

)At this point, I’m convinced the accounts are Colangelo’s, someone close to Colangelo, or part of a plot by Hinkie. If they’re Colangelo’s or someone from his team then he needs to be fired. If it’s Hinkie, then the Sixers need to fire Colangelo and hire Hinkie ASAP.... I’d rather have that evil genius working for me…

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

Coming soon: “5 Ways the Colangelo burners embody the Ride or Die spirit of the Fast and Furious crew”

This is incredible. I guess I always suspected something like this could happen but to actually see it still sort of amazes.

This is such BS. I’ve worked with Colangelo. He would never do this. Would a man with such normal collars even think to do this? He’s a class act.

Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.

Life would be so much better if Twitter was never invented. Every day I click on the news and someone (multiple someones) do something incredibly stupid on it. Leader of the free world? Check. Pioneers of Industry? Check. Celebrities? Check.

Turns out she only wore that type of sweater in order to protect her neck.

Fun Fact: In the unlikely event the Cavs win the NBA Finals, the Kyrie Irving trade will have netted Isaiah Thomas a championship ring.