Yeah, I hope that one nap is a long one.

Legitimately ONLY Warriors fans think “Rockets without injured CP3" = “Warriors without injured Iguodala”.

This is almost as ridiculous as the 48 different “why anyone who doesn’t think Russell Westbrook is the true MVP” articles that Mr. Mullet wrote last year.

Even the video you embedded shows a great defensive possession... featuring James Harden blocking Kevin Durant!

The article’s claim is that there is no evidence whatsoever that ESPN is losing subscribers due to politics. And you say that you still watch ESPN. So even your nonsense anecdotal evidence is incorrect.

My best, Ed

Kevin Durant Accused Of Joining Performance-Enhancing Dubs

Just making sure that I’m reading this right. The Giants are justified in overdrafting a runningback and having a large cap commitment to the position because the Patriots made things work with a stable of reasonably priced backs?

Also, didn’t Gettleman pretty much cap screw the Panthers with huge contracts to Jonathan…

Usually Curry takes over the next morning. That may just be me though.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

It’s incredibly disappointing to see a team with so much potential come up short year-after-year for two years.

They just need to actualize their weakness.

It’s plain to see that Hood is sensitive. And beneath his exterior, I bet the sensitivity is so high that’s sometimes he can’t even think straight. As to what’s eating him? Don’t know for sure, but certainly not DJ Khaled.

John Skipper is their White Knight, sent to give them the bump they need.

Right, I don’t think that word gets to the spirit of the question. Tanking has a pretty clear connotation of purposefully trying to lose to get the best shot at high draft picks for several years in a row to build a competitive team sometime in the nebulously defined future. Using the word tanking gives more credit…

When the Marlins ownership group gets together, Jeter can’t see the sucker.

Nearly everything in this world is fucking shit, but one of the few things that gives me hope on a daily basis is that we live in a world where A-Rod has entered an astounding and much-loved second career in his post-playing life and Jeets is flailing and insulting Bryant fucking Gumbel on national TV.

100% of the fish die after being released.

“They don’t want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.” RIP Mitch Hedberg

It’s bad, but it actually looked like Vince was trying to get out of the play. Freak accident. Hopefully he’s not seriously hurt.