Jesus, Hungary loves its useless scions more than America.

Manning’s neck broke from the effort of carrying Polian and Dungy into the hall of fame.

He’s pretty bad, but did you ever hear this guy doing color during a game? OMG...

I’ll believe Andrew Luck is healthy when I see him play, and maybe not even then

I always preferred The Pillsbury Throwboy.

The failure success of adult-run systems governments built on the achievements blood of young athletes people to protect those athletes donors from horrifying abuse loss of wealth and influence is breathtaking.

I read this as “I am 15" and I was like, “Wow, this kid really smokes a lot of pot if he can see into the past”.

Shot:

I will admit it is a struggle to not be salty in the face of autofellating blog posts by Barca fans.

Vince Young belongs in the HOF after winning like 60% of his career starts with this shithead as head coach.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

“Definitely Not Murder Someone”

Quick quiz: is Jeter’s BA higher in the regular season or the postseason? What about his OBP? What was his average in the series where he got the nickname Mr. November?

Amen. The enduring legacy of Penn St isn’t just Sandusky and JoPa, it’s their vile fan base that to this day place football over rape victims.

Well, time to put my money where my mouth is.

If someone told me last year that in order to get rid of Phil Simms from broadcasting games I would have to listen to Joe Buck broadcast the next 10 SuperBowls, I would have taken the deal in a heartbeat.

With the proximity of the Super Bowl to the Olympics, I could understand him not wanting to take a Pink Eye Flight between Minnesota and South Korea.

*pretend this is an email*

Officials asked his rival Marcel is he was the one behind these snowball attacks, but he just waved them off wordlessly.

I don’t blame him. Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’. You gotta have somethin’ if you want to be with Kansas.