If only he’d stayed at Barca, where they merely have a nine-point lead and a +43 GD. And where they’d probably still have Coutinho and Dembele, to say nothing of Messi and Suarez, because FFP means nothing to Barca same as it doesn’t to PSG. Then Neymar might be living up to his full potential.

So you’re saying that Ron Rivera is surrounded by assholes?

...you both sound like pleasant people...

Coldstone.

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

I think half the reason I love Korean is banchan. Every place does their own and it’s always different, which means I get to try something new even when I order dol sot bi bim bap again. I don’t care for the dried fishes, but pretty much everything else I enjoy.

Berry was confused. Usually when someone folds his arms and turns his back to him so he can’t see anything, that means its time to start taking the final exam in class.

“Patriot of the Week” sounds like some fake MAGA-style award for school children.

My six kids ranging in ages 17 to 2 usually fight over computers and other electronics. When they try to get me involved, I remind them my solution will always be no one wins. That’s usually enough motivation for them to come up with a compromise on their own.

THIS GUY JON GRUDEN, I CALL HIM DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE’S FALLEN UP INTO A JOB HE DOESN’T REALLY WANT AND IT’LL PROBABLY END IN DISASTER.

Don’t be. This is part and parcel of what a smart commissioner does. Jeter and the owners are getting murdered in the press so Manfred will try to deflect some of that his way. Gary Bettman basically made this an artform, letting every stupid “How come you hate Canada” question come his way from all the radio hosts up…

Abolish college football.

How can this be true AND Jerruh is the shadow commissioner? Like there’s someone behind him pulling the strings? That’s stupid

Yeah, on-field, Luck is known for two things. One, in any given game, there will be about five plays where you wonder how he managed to do that. Two, there will also be about five different plays where you wonder how he managed to stand back up after taking a hit that would have liquefied Rand Paul. Off-field, aside…

This site has really been dropping the ball on covering Irsay as a terrible owner and person lately. I mean, we all love some good Dan Snyder hate and ragging on Jerrah, but Irsay can’t even claim the business acumen of those two goobers.

As opposed to Jerry Jones, where it’s played on the four-inch field between your eyes.

In his defense, the 2-tape VHS set of the Titanic he stole in college only had tape #1, so he had no way of knowing that the ship actually sinks.

By a certain standard, holding down a starting job for that long is, on its own, pretty damn successful. Ask any QB in the league if they’d settle for Eli’s career and I bet most would say yes.

“Playing in the NFL can put a bunch of pressure on you—you can really feel the heat. But when you feel the heat, you’ve got to make like the Branch Davidians and just hold out, and wait for that heat to pass.”

“Why does the boos need to sink in?”