To be fair, when you do that many opioids every #2 really is a celebration.

Andrew Luck was one of the few reasons not to pity-hate the Colts.

I have 12 pair of my own shoes. I have purchased them over the last 15 years. There are many dozen pair of shoes in the world but these are mine. Without my shoes I am nothing. Without me my shoes are nothing.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

you seem like someone who has a ton of social interaction outside of comment sections.

But we Jalops know the #1 rule about cars. And that’s don’t mess with a person’s car. That rule implicitly exists because one has to rely on the law and order of society as, during normal daily use, your sweet baby can’t remain in your watchful gaze or out of the path of vagrants and ne’er do wells.

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

When NPR was recently talking about The various hurricanes that have hit the US, my 4 year old was getting all excited because “Harry Kane is coming!!!!”

So you’re having Nunavut.

He is giving football fans way too much credit. They didn’t give a shit about injured players way before fantasy became a thing.

Merl Code, used to run the EYBL

All Day I Dream About Sanctions

You had to know it was coming, so:

If only there was a way to get more of the tv into the video....oh yeah, turn your bloody camera sideways you twat!!!

The caliber of play in the Champions League far outstrips that of the World Cup. National teams simply do not have enough time with each other to pick up the sixth sense so critical for peak attacking and defending. I’d argue this is why Spain and Germany have dominated of late, because so many of their players play…

[zips up]

Been lied on a lot over the years

Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.

Khorkina was probably using something herself to increase muscle strength and agility. It is not easy to transition from acting in TV shows to gymnastics in such a short time. That being said, I truly enjoyed her starring role in Strangers with Candy.