Excerpt from transcript of forthcoming CBA negotiations.

I highly doubt the Ravens would ever blame a player’s significant other for anything

Pretty sure the fact that teams are looking at Brock Osweiler is proof that there’s a blacklist out for Kaepernick...

Certainly leading the league in OPP now.

I’ve looked it up before. There are studies out there, sure. But a lot of the stats seem anecdotal. They usually tie the rise in sexual assaults and domestic abuse to increased porn consumption.

I don’t think they lied to us. To me the tension between Arya and Sansa seemed real. The point that broke it was when Littlefinger tried to convince Sansa that Arya wanted to be Lady of Winterfell. She knew better. Once she ran that through her head, talked to Arya and Bran, everything came clear.

“What kind of club do Arsenal want to be?”

Tottenham will get knocked out of the Champions League so that they could get on with the more serious challenge of qualifying for the Champions League.

This is the longest Why Your Team Sucks entry yet.

*Wyoming Courtroom, Preliminary Hearing* 

Shocking that Michael Jordan would make a questionable talent evaluation.

If you are smoking, buy a preroll. DO NOT purchase anything with a THC content higher than 20%, aim for about 12-16%. Decide if you want to sit on a couch or go do stuff, are you interested in head (giggle weed) or body (can we order in?) and express this to the bud tender. Have water bottles handy. One hit is good.…

I know I’m not the only person who got the impression they were trying to be some kind of anti-brand that either coincidentally or by design found a market in generally conservative, wannabe-SWAT team members. And then they expected to suddenly get over trying to be the opposite of that. Only kids and squares like…

Not my best effort but until I can actually use stars for something I don’t give a shit.

And in fact he was a lousy soldier, graduating at the bottom of his Annapolis class (which means flunking calculus and not turning in work, rather than being a rebel), getting wings he almost certainly didn’t qualify for, and dodging a well deserved grounding because he was Navy royalty. Most men don’t get a chance to…

Really conquered the PeeonKnees

The implication that teams (and fans) are “giving” these players “everything” out of anything other than self-interest is particularly hilarious

At any point in his career prior to now did Hayward actively choose to stay in Utah? They drafted him, and then he was a restricted free agent who signed an offer sheet with another team that Utah matched.

I look forward to Horowitz blessing HGTV with new argueshows like “Shiplap Upside Your Head” and “Unintelligent Design”