The British penchant for understatement lives on however. I know as a loud rowdy American, my first thought wouldn’t be “Oh dear...” like the guy in the video said.

Having been stuck with a group of just such women for lunch (don’t ask, it wasn’t entirely voluntary) I can attest this is entirely true. Plus the fattest one in the tightest scrubs will inevitably find something to be offended at, and spout off some ill-educated political nonsense she saw online yesterday.

See for a second I thought you were describing my ex

On behalf of most* gay men in the United States - No. We wouldn’t be caught dead in that orthotic bunion loafer on wheels.

Oh god. All these cars just scream “I’m going to drive 45 in a 70 zone because my arthritic ankle cant push the accelerator any further than that”

Its almost like someone put the 7th Ripley clone from Alien 3 on wheels, and painted it blue. If that car could speak, I think it would just beg to be put down.

I may be one of the few people who read both Jez and Jalopnik, but I think it needs to be pointed out that its a Hyundai not a Jeep...

Ugh. Thats SO Raven...

A newt?

Can we all just take a minute and say “YAAAAS QUEEN” to Fran Drescher getting this much tail, and banging at least two of the hottest men in Hollywood? I don’t like the cheating, but Fran’s poody tang game has to be on point.

There. I fixed it. Really though, these kids have to have skin grafts because of this daycare’s fuck up. I hardly call that a “booboo”

What do you mean the rabies shot has to go in my butt? Why does it have to go there, and tell me before you stic... AHHHHHHHHHH WHAT IS THAT A SPEAR!?!?!?

Here in Georgia I’ve seen more than a few of these that take up the entire back window

Ooooo Justice has her dissent collar on. Shit’s about to get real

Please. Kill it. Kill it with fire.

I’m sorry but what the deuce? Where are the diesel douches who roll coal??? That has GOT to be one of the worst mods ever thought up.

As someone who lives in the South, and now has to keep a rescue inhaler in my center console for when one of these needle-dicked incest monkeys sets of my asthma, I just have this to say:

A brilliantly executed 540 double roof toe lutz from the Swedish team this year Bob. They’ll get high marks for technical skill, but notice how there was a slight wobble at the end - probably at least a 0.75 point deduction. Still, this is more than enough to unseat the Chinese and probably even the Russian teams from…

Because who knows better about your children! Men and women who have spent decades in school and have committed themselves to science, fact, research, and healing? Or the people you see on the talking box in the living room?

Nope, still possible to have a girl. Androgen insensitivity is real, and that baby could still against the odds pop out as a girl.