I’ll take two of him, clothing optional, with the 2015 upgrade to one or two well placed tattoos.

Also because they mainly find faults with everything everyone else is doing, and rarely say what they really mean to each other, while talking just to hear themselves speak. Yes, a committee it is.

Looks like Orange really IS the new Black

The heart may have been developed, but the lungs most likely were only partially developed. Even with the best NICU care in the world, the chances of a 22 week fetus (yes, I said fetus) surviving are almost entirely nonexistent.

Ahh, that was satisfying. Balance was restored.

I may or may not have screamed quietly when I read “slammed the lid”

I didn’t know that this was a thing, and I wish I still didn’t know. All I can imagine is a Clippy like robot head saying “It looks like you’re having an accident, would you like help with that?”

Wait, I had something for this. It has Lannisters and Duggars...

...I see what you did there

No, I’m happy for her and its her first, but god damnit she’s already 12 weeks along, would it have killed her to wait ONE MORE DAY?

Literally just had someone announce their pregnancy at my birthday party. Tonight. I’m living for the comments section on here right now for some commiseration.

Don’t go! On your RSVP card just write in “I’ll catch the next one”

Please please please tell me Karma has bitten them both royally in the ass for this

Substitute Maggiano’s for Olive Garden, and I had that EXACT THING happen to me. Oh my god, worst feeling ever, and you’re not allowed to go ape shit like you so desperately want to do, but instead you just have to sit there while someone fucks everything up for you

It is my sad duty to inform you that Mr Viciouslies died after reading your comment from a case of severe sexual arousal. It was so tempting, so provocative, so pornographic that he suffered an aneurysm and promptly fell over. Though he did die happy - he was found face down in a Sears catalogue open to the latest…

Whats the Hebrew word for “taliban” because that’s what these people sound like
Talibadeem? Harediban?

I’m sure Obama has Olivia Pope on speed dial to “handle” this creeper

More like just a cold thing up in there

If you’ve got Chrome or Firefox, AdBlock keeps the stupid videos from popping up entirely. I don’t think I’ve seen an ad on a Gawker site since I started using it a few months ago.

Well you can’t forget, if it was a legitimate molestation then the female body has ways of shutting that down