Huckabee 2016: protecting child predators for a better America (just as long as they’re straight fundamentalists)

Seriously?? They’re completely different! Someone with moderate to low functioning autism (like this child) does not have the mental capacity to facilitate the process of criminal intent. Literally, people with autism on this level of disability are almost totally incapable of the highly abstract thought required to…

There’s a huge difference between criminal psychosis and autism. Learn it.

Congratulations cops of America! I’m a white middle class male, and I’m legitimately afraid of what you’re going to do to me if I have the misfortune of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Why... WHY did you dig this up?? Hasn’t the world suffered enough?? Think of the children!!!

I didn’t realize Iran had relocated to Kashyyyk

Maybe nothing hard in the article, but I can hear the ladyboners and gayboners springing up across the world over this man.

Merryl gets to meerly be a soldier in a petticoat. A dauntless crusader for women's votes.

All she needs to do is walk on water, and I’ll convert to the Church of Meryl

You mean the entire thing? Or the entire thing?

Oh, well there's a hilarious show called RuPaul's Drag Race, and its basically an Americas Next Top Model for drag queens, and one of the queens that won it a few years ago went by the name Sharon Needles.

That seriously would have blown my mind.

Basically this?

I can only imagine how polite this entire conversation must have been, because I literally don't think I can imagine an angry or confrontational Canadian.

Nope. Its so much of a “not joke” that Chevy decided to put it in the new Trax.

Has nobody at Jalopnik ever had the distinct misfortune of flying through Dakar, or worse yet getting STUCK in Dakar due to weather on the east coast? Imagine, quite literally, a dozen 747’s worth of people trying to go through a single metal detector and only one security line to get into the equally cramped…

BY YOUR COMMAND

Probably so - it definitely is sporting the SkunkWorks logo on its tail

Didn't know that. #themoreyouknow

They're promoting a mod company named TRD. Literally, Scion is saying put a TuRD on your car to make it look and perform better. Oh how the mighty have fallen...