Was that shade?? Or was that a read?? I CANT TELL!!

I just realized what this entire car reminds me of. Imagine if a first gen Equinox and a current gen Equinox tried to have a love child on the down low, and this is what popped out before it was fully done gestating...

Even their marketing materials say that this car is aimed at the young future-soccer mom type. Perhaps the total and utter "ehhhhh" in the design language is on purpose, to attract the youths whose dreams have already begun to die?

When I got to his house and saw that he was taking Cipro for "just a little infection" he "picked up somewhere." Long and sucky story made short: he had gonorrhea.

This is why Jessica earns the title Supreme.

Respectfully, if it please the court. Please read this bitch to filth for his improper and frankly cringe inducing use of "shade"

BYH is a bit like penicillin. It is one of the oldest weapons in the Southern shade arsenal, and may have been invented long before it was formally recognized for what it truly is - a superbomb in its own right. Like penicillin, when it first saw widespread use it was deathly effective as it snuck in and tore down the…

Dear Gawker - I formally nominate NYWoman92 to appear on Shade Court this week as an example of well executed shade. Make it happen.

Who let the (mad) dog out??? Who? who? who who who?

Anyone else want to know what it would be like dubbed with The Simpsons theme music?

Even the waypoint names are trolling him! "Birther, Ahab, You're Fired, Donald, Trump, and Ivanka"

Talk about projecting your own insecurities on others. Freud would have a field day with this article

Literally EXACTLY what I was about to say! I see Blanche wearing it or even Jessica Lange

We the Jalopnik readers have known this for some time, and agree that QE2 is indeed a BAMF. Now, as a man who reads this section of the Gawker empire I must chime in with "YAAAAAS LIZZY YAAAAAAAS." That is all.

Its Durham - likely one of three possibilities of who could be driving.

Somewhere, Celine Dion is hoping for this to be the start of a sequil.

I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

Just a picky point of clarification - Loganville is almost due East of Atlanta, and Gwinnett County is Northeast and East of the city

The gearhead in me just got shivers. Well done sir.