This is probably the best metaphor for American idiocy I’ve ever seen. Keep in mind, the people that were in their 30s in the 1970s are now our political class and largest voting block.

Donald probably thought Sophie’s Choice was the feel-good movie of the year when it came out

Technically yes its a protein. No I don’t encourage eating it, so please ditch the idea for Two Girls One Abscess.

One thing you left out though is the physical limitation of the heart’s structures themselves. The valves and vessels of the heart itself just cant sustain the pressures required. Assuming you loop the hearts in series to increase the head to 5psi, the equivalent systolic BP would be approximately 258mmHg, or more…

Filed under “Things that were obvious but that I hadn’t noticed until pointed out” and “Horrible foreshadowing”

Or pinches so hard that one of his testes pops like a rotten grape.

Teach me your ways oh silent one

Debbie Reynolds says you spoke too soon.

I’ll donate to this cause, on the condition I can hold wild raucus dance parties in the barn blaring Lady Gaga and Cher

Another day, another story proving that fat, holier-than-thou, white “jesus lovers” who don’t show one ounce of actual Christianity are the worst. These people probably are the same type that scream at you for not saying “Merry Christmas”

You’re Nacht kidding.

You get that the string of numbers at the bottom of the photo has the passport number embedded in it, right?

Oh for fucks sake do you even hear yourself??? EVEN if she did embezzle money, the choice is between that LITERAL NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE. I’d rather have a crook in the White House than a madman who will tweet “hehe fuck off China” in one hand, as he presses the big red button with the other.

Funny you should mention that. There’s a huge push to decrease opioid prescription right now. So tell granddad to brace himself, withdrawals are coming. http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/21/hea…

Assuming you made $50,000 (hahahaha... if only) in 1984, that would be the equivalent of $120,000 in today’s money. So, our money buys less than half of what it did in 1984.

So if this thing actually is defying gravity, should we get in a call to this gal for comment?

Southwest is the Walmart of the air - low prices, low class, and low standards. Absolutely shameful, not that they’ll change anything.

My inner 12 year old has a massive hard on for this truck.

I now own 51% of Denver Carrington...

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