lifemodeldecoy
LifeModelDecoy
lifemodeldecoy

I am excited about Red Sox star Carlton Fisk being retconned as the Kingpin! It marks a bold break in the canon.

Christie's usual rationale for cutting family planning funding is that the state can't afford the $7.5 million. The attorneys he's hired to defend himself against allegations of corruption in Bridgegate have cost the state more than $6.52 million.

About your subject(s) you exclaim, "they're tacky, they're fucking glorious"...

Scrubbing eyes! Does not work! The goggles did nothing!

He must've co-written the screenplay with ComicsNix.

I would tell them I'm about to start practicing 160th trimester abortions if they didn't get the fuck out of my face. Or just take the dolls, pull their heads off, and mic drop them while staring protesters in the eye. My tolerance for this sort of behavior is becoming alarmingly low.

It is as if our binary ideas of sex are as much a social construct as our binary ideas of gender.

If ever there were an io9 article that reeked of unapologetic speciesism, it's this one.

What happens when human beings are identified as the most invasive and damaging species?

Hey men were made from dirt in the bible so we don't have room to brag.

Because it's a opportunity for upstanding "family men" to read a supposedly wholesome magazine and ogle attractive women while simultaneously slut-shaming them for having the audacity to display their bodies in what is supposed to be a family-friendly medium.

Because misogyny. Because patriarchy. Because fuck this noise.

Ok, good thing in general. Now, can we please change the laws regarding sex work so it doesn't victimize the women it's meant to protect? Like, can it just be the law that if you're working as a prostitute in a sex trafficking ring that you're immune from all prosecution?

Thank you! I knew it was Social Justice something....

"Social Justice Warrior", or, to gamergaters, anyone who dares bring up the fact that inequality exists, sexism and racism exist, rape exists, the world isn't only made up of pimply basement dwellers that are obsessed with video games...

Just to make sure... everyone knows that SVU has always been exploitative trash, right? Like, we're all aware that this sucked not just because they had no idea what they're talking about, but because the show has always been sensationalistic and ridiculous...

Nothing has changed. Not a single fucking thing, other than watching a similacrum of me be gang raped on national TV and quit her job.

" Hey, we don't rape & mutilate women! We just threaten to rape & mutilate women!" -Gamergaters

As a Jew, fuck all these people. Fuck them right up their self-righteous, ignorant asses. With a hot fire poker. That has barbs on it. Twice. No, three times. At least.

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Oddly, even though I haven't though of it for years, it's the one that immediately entered my mind. I'm not exactly sure what constitutes "Fantasy" - I can't shake the wizard, medieval imagery - but this is pretty fantastical......it's also way stranger and funnier now; I assume as a kid, this was normal cartoon