I wish. Sadly, robots can’t run for elected office.

Hey, I look at things ALL THE TIME. I had to look at your ridiculous comment, didn’t I?

It never was.

Ugh hearing him exploit Fred Trump’s hardships to glorify himself...

Maybe this is just his way of getting in front of a potentially secret sex scandal in the most biblical way possible.

#StopSlothShaming

As if it wasn’t bad enough that American Apparel sexually exploits underage models... now they’re doing the same to sloths, too?

I spy a member of the Despair Faction.

The guilt's still there, it's just externalized onto someone else.

My pussy don't need no one's help to get smashed.

Glad to see Reggie has gotten less homophobic.

Because banning something is always the best way to kill interest in it...

Dear God, I hope it was brimping...

Go home, you're drunk.

"Apology."

Let me know when polygamists have a Matthew Shepard.

This woman is my new heroine.

I'd say they need punishment.

Shades of Pygmalion and Galatea.