The real MVP of this episode.

I wish. Sadly, robots can’t run for elected office.

Hey, I look at things ALL THE TIME. I had to look at your ridiculous comment, didn’t I?

It never was.

Ugh hearing him exploit Fred Trump’s hardships to glorify himself...

Perhaps Marvel Studios, recognizing the problematic domestic violence issues that have dogged the characters for decades, decided it would be better to just fridge her even more so as to not have to address it.

Maybe this is just his way of getting in front of a potentially secret sex scandal in the most biblical way possible.

#StopSlothShaming

As if it wasn’t bad enough that American Apparel sexually exploits underage models... now they’re doing the same to sloths, too?

Glad to see someone beat me to it.

Feel free to use it with confidence.

Did no one ever teach you how to use a question mark? See? I just did it. It's THAT easy.

Comic readers who use SJW as a pejorative are just letting us know that they don't actually hold the values of the heroes they claim to admire.

This commercial would've been bad enough without octopus boobs.

He must've co-written the screenplay with ComicsNix.

If ever there were an io9 article that reeked of unapologetic speciesism, it's this one.

I spy a member of the Despair Faction.

The guilt's still there, it's just externalized onto someone else.

Gary Reed and Galen Showman's mid-1990s "Renfield" comic book would probably be right up your alley.