Let me guess, you're not black.

My pussy don't need no one's help to get smashed.

I assume, if one person had a small piece of mind to ask the girl if she "wanted this" ...she must not have looked like she was enjoying it. WTF was wrong with everyone else?

You'd think by know there'd be a "how not to be a rapist" for dudes. "Step 2 (after "fucking learn what consent is"): Don't drink so much that you're indifferent to 'no', the fear in her eyes, or the fact that she's unconscious, you asshole".

Q: "Do you want this?"
A: "No."

Because banning something is always the best way to kill interest in it...

Hey Singapore:

Pretty? No.

Not as far as I know. That is a panel from Matt Fraction and Chip Zdarsky's excellent comic book Sex Criminals.

I now hope this is the answer to all unanswered questions in life.

Is that an actual thing? My group at Uni just wrote a fairytale based version of a Sarah Kane play where the woman wraps herself in hair then orgasms... we thought we were avoiding super awkward sex scenes!

I learned something new.

Dear God, I hope it was brimping...

This game is so awesome. Lovely childhood memories of filling the whole house with the shrieking sound of shattering windows...

He "did not have time to speak off-topic" but DID have time to walk away and then come back TWICE to fight with the reporter. So does this mean that time somehow magically expands when one needs to threaten and intimidate the press?

"I expect a certain level of professionalism and respect..."

"I was being nice and doing this interview. But I was too busy to answer another question, so I left. Then I came back to yell at and physically threaten the journalist after I thought the camera was off. I came back to talk to the journalist because I was super busy and had other things to do than talk to the…

I don't think that can really be construed as an apology...

Sorry excuse for a so-called apology. He has no idea about the definition of "apology".