Gameface, bro!

The fact that I can't tell whether many of these are sexual aids or toys for children says a lot about the social expectations of women and their sexuality re: infantilization.

Dude misused State funds to pay for his sex trip. I won't vote for his corrupt ass.

Just gonna leave this here.

Longtime comic book nerd here. I don't really see heterosexuality as one of Peter Parker's defining character traits. Insecurity, brooding, to a certain degree he's self-loathing, yes - these aspects could play well into the story of a young man who's socially awkward, introverted and the target of bullies because he…

I wish there was a button that allowed me to favorite the words "Geoff Johns is a terrible writer" in aeternum. Having just re-read Infinite Crisis, I must say that you're spot-on.

Nonetheless, sleeping in a coffin is infinitely more comfortable and less creepy than sleeping with a body pillow.

Damn, Supes... you never got this upset when it came to your ex.

Sometimes, dead is better.

So I discriminate. Sue me.

I say if you've got it, flaunt it.

I suppose now's as good a time as ever to bring this out.

I'll stick with my hallucinogenic Alan Moore yams, thank you.

Hmm.

I was so touched by "Punching Cancer." Here's my response if anyone's interested.

“Green juice is a God-given right."

Feminism TOTALLY made me fat. To whom do I direct my frivolous lawsuit?

This is some of the best trolling I've seen in quite some time.