It's called tefillin.

You had me at "Brad Neely."

Looks like I've found my evil doppelganger. Permit me to brag a bit but while this guy was busying himself with being an evil human, here's what I was doing during my junior year.

Ah, yes! The Lysistrata Maneuver. Excellent strategy!

What kind of child a) watches Taken 2 and b) decides the the imitable act to take away from it would be smoking? Obviously, the preferable thing for any impressionable youth to do having watched a movie like that is to hunt down criminals Batman-style.

Crying out for help when you're drowning means not getting upset when someone tosses you a life vest.

Where's the fake uproar about this destroying the sanctity of marriage?

You had me at Mr. Show with Bob and David...

Just like I'm sure people in Shakespeare's day called him unoriginal for ripping of Pyramus and Thisbe.

That wasn't shoe polish, it was Wood varnish.

I'll leave it to the greatest film critic ever. So true after all these years.

I liked this the first time I saw it.

There's nothing to be afraid of if you just invest wisely. I suggest putting all your tuppence into breadcrumbs.

"It's not like I molested you."

It's great to see that although Friday Fan Fiction (FFF if ya nasty) was unappreciated over at i09, the good folks here at Jezebel have seen fit to carrying forth this hallowed tradition with pride.

Dude needs to read some more.

"Well, as a feminist, virtually anything a woman does is empowering." - Lisa Simpson

Considering his other historical "works," I think that publisher's description needs to be edited.

Why would you be sorry to report that? U mad the ladies get to play there?

LOL "Modern trolls are heros"