Give me a fucking break. I refuse to believe you dont joke about offensive things.

I am so sorry to hear that. Really and truly it sounds like you did a good thing, to which people responded in an uninformed way. Families are weird! I hope you are happier now.

Thanks, but I’m just about done taking political advice from dead white guys.

This isn’t about wearing short skirts or something, this is doctors giving medical advice about women allowing their bodies to recover.

They are weird, but... I realise I’m going to make a huge generalisation here, and I’m going with it... so are drug addicts. And I have every sympathy in the world for people struggling with addictions, I really do. Having said that re: the families? I’ve had a few instances where I had people with addiction basically…

Auction it off to Doomsday preppers. Plan a “War of the Worlds” style telecast. When they run to their bunkers, seal the hole and let them enjoy their hell on earth.

Build a swimming pool next to Lake Michigan.

Given its location, I’m sure the city of Chicago could get a LOT of $$$$ for it. Landfill and then a building.

Seriously? Not a single penis suggestion?

Put a spiral ramp down with parking meters. At Chicago rates they’ll turn a profit in a few months.

lets throw all our fucks in there!

Zombie trap.

Fill it in, move on.

Go back to hiding under your bed. The adults can handle this

Wow. I didn't think there were people out there who still believed this particular bit of nonsense still.

China only holds 7.2% of our debt. 65.6% of our debt is held by us Americans. Are we going to foreclose on ourselves?

Ugh. No. Never going to happen.

Yes, I did read to the end. The fact that one non-essential crop is worth more monetarily than another non-essential crop is not a very good argument for either crop.

But this argument leaves out something important about almonds: Their economic heft—or what California (and the US) gets for that water.

If "poor country" is fudged (and she just meant "grew up poor in the US"), then Leightno Meester, maybe? I read yesterday that she's best friends with the actress who played Dorota on Gossip Girl (the "fat" friend), and she has a recording contract and some movies (a recent indie movie, I believe).

Fake, Fake, Fake-Fake-Fake.