They really didn't need to pay anyone to get a drunk guy's opinion. Just read the comment section any given Friday night!

Lenny Kravitz is criminally overused.

That's how he knows it's indecent - she gives him a boner and boners = satan.

Whoever wrote the complaint listed above that one with the spread legs and bulging breasts should start (continue?) writing erotica. If EL James can get paid, so can they!

He really knows his way around soft porn too. Guy's dedicated to getting to the bottom of this issue no matter how many tits he might see!

Lenny has never done anything near as good as the stuff Missy Elliot performed at the Half-Time Show. This is not a Hot Take, it's a known fact.

That song blows, dude.

Man, somebody who claims to be really offended really knows his models.

Fun fact: Anybody who writes or utters the phrase "I want the purity of my daughters protected" in regards to a bra commercial is going to be a grandparent at 35.

I think she just told us a Snowden secret: iTS aLL iN tHE pOlkADoTs

That seems misguided. It's not like she could communicate those plans to anyone.

Hey Chris —

Holy shit your circle of friends is long-winded.

I knew Tyler from high school, and he was a really chill guy.

that was pretty clear in context, but the fact that the thin-skinned dbag kept using it like a gang or fraternity name is lame and contemptible.

See, that is the thing about kids these days -instead of pot, they take uppers like adderrall and cocaine. And then do things like write REALLY long emails about almost nothing, instead of watching cartoons and eating Cheetos like a normal college kid.

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.

Paint played a part but the mandated un-leading of gasoline (and, therefore common air pollution) has been cited as a probable larger factor.

It was Kevin Costner, he got the wrong Mrs. Ripken.

Reading the bible on a daily basis is the same as turning a blind eye. In both instances you are ignoring reality.