Figured this would be about Jason Vanderkemp or whatever his name is that used to always be first reply tweet and is now always in top 5. He must be a paid staffer.

I know it's tough when nobody likes your grandpa.

He clearly has not read the 500 Days of Kristen series.

Uhhhh they get paid for YouTube plays. That's what Vevo is all about.

Welp, I am officially too old to understand the Internet.

Oh, it happens more there, I think. The only time I catch the morning news when staying in Texas is when I’m scarfing down the hotel’s complimentary breakfast. There are always crazy gun stories. Not enough people care to do anything about it.

Actually, you can! Now is the time to get in on that business. It’s like the porn industry in the early 00's. No better time.

Guy makes millions and can’t be bothered to license a fucking photo from Dreamstime?

The biggest POS I’ve ever owned was a new Jetta.

I love the contrast between their two videos:

Toilet paper, too. Show me one person who doesn't use it. What a scam that shit is.

Can we talk about the production values of the snowboarding video?

Same reason why children are. We love them and they’re our family. Plus, we pay an average of $125 to shove our animals under the seat in front of us.

I get it. The people who travel regularly almost always upgrade (or get upgraded) to at least business. It’s the tourists who rarely traveled huddled in the back. That’s why Southwest open seating sucks. The people who do not know how to embark and disembark hold everybody up.

I do, but I tip at least 50%, with a minimum $10 tip.

Yes, but some people in this thread think he’s still going to kill you.

My best friend just told me this weekend that her boyfriend of a year did a paid background check on her before meeting.

When I was like 21 my ex pushed me across the room over the money for a pack of cigarettes. I was airborne and a sofa caught me. It came out of nowhere and I remembered thinking “where did this guy come from?”

Probably meant serial sex offender.