Buy an island and fill it with rescue dogs.

Was my instant thought as well, you are not alone. Actually, this should probably be the initial first reaction to this story from anyone whos been paying attention the last 2 years. 

My brain wen to a worse place. I thought maybe they were tracking periods because they wanted to find out out when they were least fertile, and thus, less likely to get pregnant if officials raped them. I hate that I even had that thought.

I’m not exactly proud of this but I’ve gotten a couple of people fired.

It’s absolutely an agenda. An agenda to get people to pay attention to actions, not appearances. Does her current job require her to get on a runway and strut around wearing outfits for people to judge? No. So don’t address that.

Is she currently a model? No. She’s a miserable example of a First Lady.

Why are we still tearing women down based on what they look like or how they dress? This miserable excuse for a human being married an even worse example, and together they have done ridiculously stupid and evil things. Do you really not think you could manage to find something stupid she’s done in a week, or for…

He seems like he knows what he's talking about and is confident. You think being smart is arrogant?

I’ve been reading about the Dutch. Culturally they just don’t put up with much bullshit. They can be considered “abrupt" by people not used to their ways. 

Eh, I’ll give Bregman a pass for the sheer joy of seeing Tucker Carlson losing his shit.

Sorry, but it only made you cringe because you didn’t got the actual joke: that producer was played by Mike Myers, the actor and comedian who played Wayne in Wayne’s World and acted in the scene the producer was referring.

I’d wager the rear windows are a sort of thin plastic to reduce the weight impact from glass.

At the office people appreciate me more because of how well I get their IT issues fixed rather than how pretty-pretty my shoes are.

...and for me specifically... lightweight-ness, and being super breathable

I worked at a huge furniture company with a team of about 12 receptionists. There were a few older ladies and one had never been married and was already in her 50's so we knew she was never going to have children but she got an adorable white shitzu puppy. We decided to throw her a surprise puppy shower. Everything…

I see your IM, and raise you a Europe.

I choose to believe this nomination is for Road House

When an actor can out mustache Tom Selleck he should automatically get an Oscar.

Do kids need to learn to read before kindergarten? Definitely not.

I went on Tinder for the first time just over a year ago. Hit it off almost immediately with my current gf, whom I’ve been with for a year now. While we were still just going on the odd date and texting, she asked me about sending sexts. I immediately asked if she wanted me to send her a dick pic, and she said sure.…