The “new boyfriend” took a hell of a beating as well, and for all you know was suffering head trauma and couldn’t think straight. Take your victim blaming ass dafuck outta here. Seriously, if you haven’t been in that position, you have no idea what you would do. YOU might just curl up in the fetal position and suck…

Sure. The death penalty is the ultimate form of premeditated murder and it doesn’t deter anybody from premeditated crimes. Also, the three drug cocktail is horrific. Look up that issue.

Come sit with me, in the grey dark.

Just name the new ones “Drunk RedacTED Talks”

It’s only gay if you PIITB. Also:

It’s like the two ends of the same spectrum reaching around and touching each other. Is that gay?

I think giving women oral is really the simplest thing in the world: If your partner likes it keep doing it. If they ask you to do something, do it. That usually works :D

Well, how do you tell them? I am a man, and yeah, you probably should say something, but there is a right way and a wrong way. If you ask for additional oral or hand stimulation, that’s great. But if you say, “You didn’t get the job done, I’m leaving,” that’s the wrong way.

Learned this the hard way...:(

I’d add, don’t fuck a Republican guy, ladies and your chances of getting off will be incrementally greater*

umm no sorry didn’t you read the article all women like it all women like the same things getting a woman off is just like a video game up up down down ABAB down down up start

I think if you get Hillary three martinis deep she would probably be a hoot. You know that lady has some stories.

Since my brain is primarily focused on surviving the mini-stroke i have every time Pruitt comes up, the only comment I can spare at the moment is:

He knows you exist, he simply wants you to suffer for it.

If I went down on someone who tasted like Brie... I would stop going down on them...

I will never be able to unsee that Miley gif. You, sir, are a monster.

The men reportedly blew about $2 million of investors’ money on personal expenses like their kids’ summer camps and their own gambling habits.

Every time my mom and I went into Wet Seal was a disaster. It ended up with her telling me something I wanted was inappropriate and me getting super angry. Looking back she was right, no 14 year old needs a sheer crop tank top with sequins that was ugly as sin anyways. I also got a skirt from there and when my dad saw…

Yet 14-year-old girls handle it with more dignity every damned day.

As an Illinois native with a healthy distaste for all things Wisconsin (except for your delicious, delicious dairy products you bastards!!!!! *Shakes fist*) I beg to differ. Wisconsin is a lot of things, but Florida North is not one of them. You’re your own special little snowflake of a weird/fucked up state.