and a slew of other progressive artists in the industry

I dunno, that dumbass twit and her dumbass husband can’t shut the fuck up about how glad they are about their genitals, their kids gentials, and their heterosexuality. If lgbt people talking about being lgbt puts your panties in such an uncomfortable twist, maybe sack up and deal with it, you feckless dickweasel.

She played a venue in Oregon where I run a Backstage Budtending Bar for artists, and she, her band, and crew wrapped up their tour there. Some of the nicest artists and crews I have worked with in years, truly lovely people.

Yeah. “Hiding my tuba in the woods” could be a euphemism for so many things.

Two, if you’re really convinced that you’re incompetent at your job, what the fuck are you still doing here?

Humblebrag of the year slides into the comments at the 11th hour.

Maybe he just realizes that somehow, the results turn out great, so maybe his self proclaimed “3 methods” work somehow.  Or, he really loves challenging himself.  After Twighlight, all he did were smaller art house movies, and he got raves in all of them.  I tell you, there are days at my accounting job where i’d…

As researchers have put it, “An examination of the hymen is not an accurate or reliable test of a previous history of sexual activity, including sexual assault.”

wait rebecca do you put bananas in the fridge?

I’m trying to award for points for plating, and while I hate the bacon sloppily dumped every which way and the disdain for using the sections properly, the syrupless pancakes with the missing bites seem innovative. The vast areas of empty plate are tres haute cuisine. I give it a 3 out of 5 stars for plating.

If you still support Kanye West you deserve to be swindled out of your money while the rest of us laugh at your misfortune.

Can we declare war on it then? Can we fence our border with them to keep their citizens out of our country? Can we nuke it, just a small tactical one?

And yet he is still quite possibly the most competent and least corrupt of Trump’s cabinet...

I bet I could convince half of Trump’s cabinet to become sovereign citizens in like 10 minutes. 

Officers allegedly approached Garner because they thought that he could be selling loose cigarettes.

Exactly. #Boymom is the precursor to “Boys will be boys.”

Man, that is not how money works. Your complaints will go up in triplicate. 

I hear if the wind goes too fast, Family Feud will start fast-forwarding!

I first knew RFK Jr’s name as the guy who really wanted to get people to clean up the Hudson River.

Vaccination does cause the rather vexing complication of old age...