Sad I have but one star to give. But imma give you all the wheat!

Do you mean the individual cabinet chairs, the body, their government trust account, their all capital letters strawman or what? As that judge in a Florida found out, you have to be specific in these situations or they’ll win the case by filing a UCC statement against you 

@rafischwartz ready to blow Drumps’ mind? Being anti-Palestinian and anti-Arab in general IS anti-Semitic. There’s even a good chance that he is being anti-Semitic in his hatred of Ilhan Omar, as Semites included certain Somali peoples. Semitic doesn’t mean Jewish but I’m sure that is lost on the racist dotard.

What about girl/woman pee all over the rim of the toilet/splash back on the bottom of the seat. The underside of a toilet seat used primarily by women is one of the nastiest things around, because it never gets lifted to see the disgustingness below. 

That took a left turn. Is there an issue with water guns?

Similar type of personality, but a lesser breed or they wouldn’t be in an apartment. Now a condo association is the perfect combination of those two.

Except that requires plurality power which is being lost by 2022. Read the article. 

Add Epstein to that list. Ding dong the bitch is dead 

Is pie-hole still ok? Like telling them to shut their pie-hole? It’s not gendered but it discriminates against those who prefer to open their mouths for other pastries, savory, or throbbing dicks. 

So you’re transphobic and willing to sacrifice their interests for limousine liberal causes. Noted. 

I love the joke but doesn’t really work. Since sphincter is not a hole but is a thing that can open and close an aperture not with a lid. But if we could create maintenance holes that opened and closed like a sphincter it would radically change the cartoon industry. And porn. 

I assume this means we will be dismantling Gawker Media or whatever you guys call yourselves? Since this site is 99% others’ content (very lightly paraphrased stealing from real news sites’ stories, plus user generated content in the comments, Even by us in the greys) I assume this is exactly the kind of content theft…

So you want the fathers fully engaged and supporting physically emotionally and financially but if they have any participation in the experience they are nagging their partners? No wonder you’re single and barren 

Probably cause it’s Jezebel and they couldn’t sell ads if they gave up on the narrative that men are all cock-oppressors ruining women’s pillow fight 

Breaking News!!! If you treat dads like the 50% of the transaction that created the gestating life that they are rather than excluding them from the experience except when something needs to be paid for, you might have more engagement by them. Gripping cutting edge research! It’s almost if women treated men like…

Men have more experience with labia than women. Why would it be weird to describe something to a woman that most of them can’t see over their gunts? It’s not like most of you are down there face to face like we are. Not everything said from experience is mansplainning

To be fair the article was based on the premise that the author has a huge pussy. You can’t expect Shakespeare in the comments when that’s the Lede

So the moral of the story is you have a phat pussy? Way to lead with gripping journalism

You deserve many more stars for this. Tia a shame I only had but one to give 

Greeks and Italians and Joos are not exactly “white people”