*loved. Not sure how much love there is now that they flipped on each other. Trump got the editor involved in a federal criminal probe and said editor went state’s evidence. Not sure they are doing political favors for each other anymore 

Sweet and sour. The only acceptable dipping sauce at MacDo’s, bedsides an occasional BBQ I’d eat under protest.  If you ever see anyone working any other sauce there you can assume they have a lot more than dead raccoons going on at home. Fucking barbarians 

You more of a “just slide it in there in the moment type?” Isn’t asking consent what is this all about? 

You’ve never heard of testicles? I’m sorry for your loss, sir 

Is that why he’s at Camp David this weekend, to play 18 without being exposed to public? Looks like he has had a sudden drought and hasn’t played since  T’giving. https://trumpgolfcount.com/displayoutings

Is it too much to ask that he pronounce his racial slurs correctly? It’s Sa-kah-gah-wee-ah not Sack-ah-jawee-ah

All the sudden I thought I was on Jezebel. Take this ChickLit shit to the curb. First, no man should ever wear a scarf unless they have invented neck transplants and you accidentally got a chick neck 

She’d be the first Wookie congeesswoman. 

Extra stars for KFM reference. And I’m also not wearing any pants 

Trying to make logical sense of PumpkinSpyce’s policy? Witch!!!! Burn it!!!!

So every company should fire 95% of the C Suite and the economy should collapse? Rich solution

Your husband is banging her. Or trying to. 💯 Guaranteed 

How about a grocery bag. Or a produce bag. Or a sandwich bag. Or a dime bag. Or ball bags. Many bags; zero handles. Except maybe the ball bag if thinking abstractly

Not true. Like a proper rich frat boy every  story still involves Everclear. 

Generally I’d agree. But that guy drove his Maserati 185 and now he can’t drive. You think he could get past the voters with that criminal record? 

Thankfully he can call on his dad’s mobster friends for protection 

Hey Wang, you get a free bowl of soup with that hat?

You don’t speak English? Sorry you can not comprehend. I’m saying that 800 represents a 50% score on the 1600 scale (pre-2000 ish) and a 33% thereafter, on the 2400 point scale. And Adelphi is a university for simian simpletons like yourself and Baba Booey. I guess you are more Suffolk Comminity College level with…

You deserve all the stars for enbiggening our vocabulary

Errr sorry buddy but no one but an Adelphi graduate brags about an 800 on their SATs  that’s a 50, or a 33, on a 100 point scale depending on when you took it