Press release from the white house :

yeah my wife asked me to come with her for most of the appointments but it was really clear I wasn’t REALLY supposed to be there from the way the staff acted. And then beyond that I was asking questions and kind of treated like an idiot. Which, yeah my wife knew the answers to the questions I was asking the doctor so…

Quite frankly, I am sick and tired of babies being automatically associated with women. It’s bad enough our careers suffer because we’re the primary care givers when kids get sick.

Just like young girls need to see representation of women in high places, men see to see representation of themselves in parenting and parenthood.

Yeah I’m tired of shitting on things that can make things better. If targeting men helps men be more engaged let’s do that. Bitching and saying men should just care isn’t going to change a thing.

Any little step counts and frankly there’s nothing wrong with making people feel welcome. Men in the United States are generally not expected to take much interest in raising their children beyond providing for the family and being the “fun” parent. 

Actually all these anecdotes make me like him, and up until now I was more or less indifferent. Maybe I’m also an asshole?

If they wanted to “bring gun-toters into the fold,” they’d stop with the ridiculous stances: “Trump for Emperor!” “Arm the dogs and, maybe, some cats!” “Russia believes in private gun ownership, too!”

But I can use the department printer, print it out and use the BIG binder clip I’ve been saving for just such an occasion. If I really want to waste time, I’ll punch holes and then use a binder and dividers.

It should maybe be like church: encourage people to dress well out of respect, but accept everyone as they are and be glad they’re there. I agree with the principal that parents are a child’s first teacher, but damned if you shouldn’t be thrilled they are present and participating, no matter the circumstances of their…

I called the cops on Deadspin when they banned me way back when, and the police just told me that I was actually in a Wendy’s so I got a baconator and everything was fine.

I remember those days, when my wife would get clogged milk ducks.  I’d make some hot compresses, and I’d have to chase the little bastards around the living room, finally pinning them down and trying to hold the warm wash cloths and hot water bottles onto the squirmy, squishy little guys. Then after a few minutes, my…

Yeah, but maybe kids at Seaview were like “look at Miley, she THINK she look like Hannah Montana, but she don’t. She even talks like her, too. Loser!” 

Also, how are they so sure that his mother was not, herself, murdered? 

Cool shit. Maybe.

It seems you need an anatomy lesson. Labia are not the entirety of the groin. Whereas I can see where you are trying to compensate for the idea that the vagina is the totality of female genital, this is a little beyond what is necessary. Some women have large labia minora, which might not fit in this, but not…

Removes their name from an art gallery? That will teach them. Now is the time for guillotines.

The rape allegation still felt a little weird. While you should always believe women that story is near impossible to verify. I absolutely believe he was being a creep the rest of the time, though. What irks me here is he didn't apologize and couched his behavior under misunderstandings, which is bullshit. I really…

Counterpoint: That random(?) onion ring in the fries

If this guy is in their closet they should definitely be scared