Why do gamers yawn so much?

Why do baptists eat chicken so much?

Why do libertarians wear sweaters so much?

Not to mention a guy with a known history of domestic violence and a guy with a known history of owning upwards of a thousand birds for the purposes of cock fighting.

She does look amazing. I can’t help but think and obsess about bathroom logistics of pantsuit and cape or maybe megarich stars have a system...

Also, how far have we come from gladiators and fucking coliseums? THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

I am 35. The Murdercorn is ageless. This program is an idiot.

Speaking of microwaves...a few years ago working at Target, one of my coworkers took a frozen coca cola can from his car and tried to defrost it in the microwave.

She’s going to see this and excoriate me on Fb, isn’t she?

“Yeah I don’t really do that anymore”

My speaking voice? ;)

“Excuse me, I’m sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you: I love your voice.”

Oh my god, I think this is the most insane thing I've ever seen on Jezebel.

are you telling me that I don't know dick?

WTF does it say about us that we got Hand Banana ass tattoos as a wedding/anniversary thing?!

the one and only MR. Grey

no, this is what they're selling.

If I may ask... what does being a generic white male serve the story of 99% of the games? How is Master Chief or any random hero of Call of Duty being a white guy important to the actual story or events?

Here's where we differ: I think the element of "risk" is GROSSLY overstated, and we have literally dozens of games starring women that were financially successful proving that statement inherently false.

It's not naivete. Did Portal 2 not sell, even though the main character is an ethnic woman (and the main villain is female)? Is Metroid not one the best selling Nintendo titles, despite starring a strong woman? Tomb Raider sold 8 million copies. A massive number of highly successful video games let you play as women…

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