Saying “sorry”, even once, would’ve been a good start.

JK Rowling isn’t the casting director, but point taken. I’m sure she could’ve voiced opposition if she’d wanted to.

When my mom cried when i told her I’d started my period and she couldn’t afford pads or anything that day. She showed me how to line my panties with toilet paper. Remember going to church that night and it fell out of my underwear onto the floor and i pretended it must’ve gotten stuck to my shoe in the bathroom. I…

I only knew he still existed because when I Googled Elle King a couple years ago, I found out he is her father. How the heck did that happen?

Well I’m a girl so that’d be weird but there’s no historical racist precedent where white men tried to “remind me of my place” by referring to me as “boy” as opposed to my name or “sir”, so knock yourself out.

Its almost like there is some larger cultural history that you’re ignoring just to prop up your feelings.

You can get mad about whatever you want

Where do you see anyone gleefully celebrating? Bo Bo experienced bad customer service, not racism. Everything else is just people laughing at him being the biggest weinee.

You want haunting covers? I gotta haunting cover! Death is 100% more badass because of this song

Sure!

Thank you! This thing makes my eyeball itch like there’s no tomorrow

I’m arachnaphobia, thanks to a special effects makeup tutorial I found on YouTube!

Just because he’s too stupid to know how to tie a noose doesn’t mean that isn’t exactly what he intended the rope to represent. Anyone with a cursory understanding of the history of lynching in the south knows what he was implying with that rope.

It’s no Dan Reeder’s Clean Elvis but I’ll take it!

There needs to be a name for articles like this that are specifically designed to fool the “I didn’t read the article but let me tell you what I think about the headline” type commenters.

Like Battlestar Galactica and The Exorcist?

My Texas high school football stadium women’s bathroom stalls did not have doors. For years. It was really weird.

If you don’t know what it is, then how do you know it missed the mark?

My goal is to get to choose to live with a significant other because we want to live together, rather than shack up because it’s easier to split the bills. Someday!

If loving my selfie is wrong, I don’t wanna be right