Now if only he'd cease and desist with the rape jokes already.

Why are horror films these days always made green in post-processing? Green isn't scary. Green is green!

Were people mad that Jennifer Lawrence is blonde? I thought it was because she was yet another white actress being cast as a character that is not described as white in the book.

My opinion is that her opinion is shitty.

Happy to oblige!

Samuel L. Jackson came to my town to campaign for Obama back in 2007. All my friends and I went just waiting with bated breath for him to say "I'm tired of these motherfuckin' white people in this motherfuckin' White House!"

I think you just landed yourself a job as a new Glee writer. Congratulations!

It is a risky gift. So many animals end up in shelters or abandoned because people don't THINK before they buy one. They just see the cuteness and give in. But I doubt rich people have that problem, they can hire doggy nannies and shit.

There are ethical concerns about the whole concept of breeding/purebreds, considering so many perfectly good non-puppy/non-purebred dogs are euthanized each year because no one wants them. I wouldn't go so far as to say it's irresponsible to buy from a breeder (some folks have to get special dogs for allergy reasons)…

Because it's funny, and I find the complete lack of coherent writing to be even funnier.

Brian Stoke Mitchell is black. Not as dark-skinned as the fellow they used in the picture in Rachel's locker, though.

2011 suffered from a serious lack of Ke$ha. I'm hoping she kicks more ass this year.

Friends don't let friends date libertarians/conservatives.

Wait wait wait. We're supposed to make New Year's resolutions? Plural? More than one? No way. When did we start a list of resolutions? I've always just picked one thing to fuck up. I can't commit to a whole list of things!

I don't get it much from my family since I don't have much family, but it seems almost every week at work someone asks me when I'm getting married. It's pretty grating considering I've explained to them all that I do not believe marriage is right for me and have no intentions of marrying.

You can't march inside a cantina. People get killed for less in Mos Eisley.

I'm guessing you just replied to the wrong person?

The point is that cashiers at Wal-Mart do not know their customer's business. You can't see someone paying with an EBT card, holding an iPhone, and immediately know the circumstances that lead to them needing government assistance. Maybe their parents pay for the phone bill on a family plan, maybe they went on food…

So change the movie title the Braving. Done and done.

Lucky. My cats think I'm a food dispenser.