I'm right there with ya. I wanted to be enrolled in gymnastics, dance, karate...ANYTHING as a kid. And what did I get? Softball. Cause softball was free.

Was her boss Early Cuyler?

The tube top was a bad choice. Poor thing kept having to yank it up to avoid a "wardrobe malfunction."

Skimmed the title, thought it said "Let's Not Forget The Children Hoarders", thought this was a post about Michelle Bachmann.

I am always suspicious when a friend of mine says "I do not identify as a feminist" mainly because when pressed, their reasoning is always "Extremist feminism turns me off" or some variation of "I like men too much." But there are legitimate reasons to be uncomfortable with the "f" word, some of which you mentioned. …

I wish we could just blame it on the heat.

I laughed at this joke way before it was funny.

Well, clearly, you should just move to America!

For some reason, Netflix doesn't update their Recently Added list very often. If you go to instantwatcher.com, they keep better track of what's new. But, I don't know how the list my differ from the Canadian options.

I'm still pretty happy to pay $16 for my seriously overloaded Instant queue and occasional DVD. I literally never have nothing to watch thanks to Nettyflix.

When I lived in East Texas, there was one PP in town. And it was regularly visited by protestors even though they did not perform abortions. The nearest abortion clinic was 3 hours away.

aaaaaaand hearted. Because that's exactly what I was thinking.

For me, the appearance is bad enough. I don't have to look fabulous going to the gym or anything, but the way most sports bras make my breasts look makes me feel very uncomfortable. It's either uniboob or so separated they look like they're trying to run in opposite directions. I'm a 32G and have never found a…

Babies always be telling lies, though.

If that's the case, makes sense. But she said it's because they're gross in the clip.

Yes. Public restrooms are WAY more gross than pooping your own damn pants.

It's more like "Fandom Con." If there are overzealous fans of it, it belongs at Comic Con, now.

Very well said.

The thing that's awesome is how perfectly corny all of the lyrics are. OF COURSE she would write that shit on her arm. Of course.

Supporting prostitutes rights =/= defending prostitution. There is an argument to be made about decriminalizing prostitution, but I have never seen Jezebel take a sweeping stand on either side. But I think we can all agree that the women and girls who become prostitutes have rights and shouldn't be stigmatized.