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Apparently, she Sharpies other artists' song lyrics on her arm all the time.

Entertainment isn't always about escape, though. Sometimes it's about raw emotion, looking at themes we find disturbing. Different strokes, of course, but I think misogyny has a place in a lot of narratives, be it in a film or a song or whatever, because a lot of us enjoy the jarring reality of it. Even the

And if only Tyler could come to his senses and team up with Tegan and Sara! It'd be magical. PROOF: [vimeo.com]

I was into Odd Future when I first heard about them. I think I even defended them in a thread on Jezebel in the past. But I got over it. I am capable of ignoring the lyrical content of a good song, but the simple fact is that they're only really good song is "Yonkers." Tyler blew his load on that one amazing song

We should pity them, really. Their childhoods were inadequate.

My boyfriend is the same way. It's endearing and infuriating. I'll be all like "I want to meet someone, someday, with a Petunia tattoo." And he's all "What? Why would that be cool?" Because he was too busy playing outside in the early nineties unlike me, who was raised by television.

Don't worry, I thought the same thing at first and re-read the first two paragraphs about 8 times before I stopped going "whuuuuu?"

I don't understand the argument that her "gimmicks" are fraudulent. Is music impure unless acoustic and hastily clad in flannel? I don't think her costumes and theatrics detract from her music, but enhance her performance.

Ugh, I hear ya, Mo. I wish Gaga would sing more songs about being depressing.

Babies don't even speak English, so it's all good.

Oh, it's shoddy journalism, no doubt. And the folks who are willing to give her a pass on it because she's a teenager ought to know that's a bit condescending.

Homedude says he has daughters. No reason to suspect he's a child. And being raised in the WBC is no excuse for being an adult still in the WBC, subjecting your own children to that sort of environment.

It reminds me of Desmond from Lost!

Seriously. How do they even put that experience down on their resumes?

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There's a guy in my town who has a baby sloth. Apparently, he took her mother home from a zoo in, I dunno, Brazil? And didn't know she was preggers, so he got two freakin' sloths. AND I NEED THEM.

I'm easy.

I want one dyed to look like an alligator. MAKE IT HAPPEN, CHINA!

Mine always just said "Balls deep." I think it got the message across.