I think we ought to withhold judgement on that phone call until a transcript is released. It's entirely possible that she was wary of pressing charges because, as we all know, rape cases rarely result in a conviction and frequently result in dragging the accuser through the mud. It would make sense that she would…

I am a recovered Diet Cokehead. And I don't miss it!

Bananas! I had no idea they actually would check out your digs like that. All the places I adopt from must just be desperate.

Lie on the application? It's not like they're going to inspect your home.

I've never had an occasion to buy a pet. Mine have always been rescue animals, either from the shelter or found on the side of the road, and they've all be wonderful. Why do people buy cats and dogs from pet stores? Fish and birds, I can understand. But cats and dogs?

Start cleaning out the storage closet, I'll find the straight jacket!

I know, right? If I were to shack up with a barely-on-the-radar older celeb, it'd be Curtis Armstrong. At least he got to play a character named Booger.

I love when Anderson gets catty.

I understand exactly how they can justify it. If you honestly believe that a fetus = a baby, then you have to believe that all abortions result in a dead baby. The person performing those abortions is then, of course, a murderer. Killing a murderer is okay if it saves babies.

But, he made Valhalla Rising. He shouldn't be allowed to make movies ever again.

People spend money on Photoshop? But it's so easy to pirate!

My roommate and I just has this conversation. Like, imagine going to high school with someone who looked like that. And then imagine she's actually ridiculously nice and can sing. The amount of self-loathing I would have is astronomical.

Abortion was illegal in Russia for most of the first half of the 20th century. Women were prosecuted for having or attempting to have an abortion. At one point, it resulted in a 4 to 5 year jail sentence and a revocation of the woman's civil liberties. Women were often killed as the result of a botched abortion.

This makes Breitbart about as legitimate as the Edwards story made the National Enquirer legitimate. That is, to say, not at all. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

I brought a cute freshman boy to prom and proceeded to sit at the table loudly and obnoxiously judging everyone else who didn't bring a cute freshman boy. Then I let him dance with all of my friends because little fella had some moves. And I had somehow managed to step in gum...then step on my dress. So, gum dress.…

"Wisely chose" or "Couldn't get a date to save your life"? Ehhhh, Max? EEEHHHH??

If she was going to "enhance" her bust, why wouldn't she have opted to correct the difference between the sizes of her breasts? It's clear to me in almost every photo of her that one is larger than the other (which is fine and natural and pretty much the case for a lot of women). So if she was going to get them…

If you look at those pictures in photoshop and fix the ridiculous over-exposure, you can see that her breasts look much larger, I'd guess a D. She's gained weight since then and wears bras that push her breasts up (which makes them look fuller). She looks like a G-cup now, which isn't a big stretch from a D.

Personal is political, ring any bells?

I'm so torn! Perhaps I should just skip through that scene. What would Ferris do?