That's her to a T. She's so standoffish at first. Then she's throwing her delightfully large body all over you!

Maine Coon's for the win! This is my friend, Missy.

My mom married my ex-boyfriend's dad. These things happen in small towns! And probably in not-so-small ones, too.

A friend of mine hired a photographer for her wedding who actually tried to leave before the cake cutting. And she kept grabbing people and shoving them into place instead of just giving directions. And the pictures were all terrible. It sucks when some quack with a DSLR thinks they're a photographer and will scam…

Aside from home births, I honestly have no idea. A lot of hospitals around where I grew up had really great charity programs that helped with big hospital bills, so maybe that is the route most people take. I was born in a car, so I was a super cheap baby!

Are you suggesting that the students cannot be both pro-choice and Catholic?

Yeah, I don't really understand why there is a Glee recap on Jezebel since everyone seems to hate the show so much. And yeah, there is a difference between hating the show and just being critical about something you like (I'm critical of Glee, too) but it seems to me from most of the comments that the majority of the…

I bought a bacon scented candle for a friend once. It smelled like farts.

Well, it was only a matter of time before ONE of us got compared to a Nazi.

Oh, nevermind. Sorry, I didn't realize you were the morality police. Carry on!

She did not marry him while he was married, that's...illegal. He is the asshole, he is the one who left his wife of 14 years for another woman. It's not her fault that he can't be faithful. As for preaching about family values...what values are you referring to specifically? Because Cindy is a supporter of gay…

Do you actually know anything about Cindy McCain? Try looking up her laundry list of philanthropic contributions one day. Her only crime is marrying an asshole.

One can be born with an insatiable appetite for fashion and extreme aesthetics.

@bram101: I thought he was just a haircut?

@Fizzter: It's only "flawed" if you think the goal of gay marriage is to give special rights to gays. That is easily solved by the acknowledgment that granting gay people the right to marry the person of their choice would also grant heterosexuals the right to marry same-sex partners if they so wish.

So what are the anti-consequences to anti-breaking these anti-rules? Anti-perpetual anti-singleness?

@MakeFetch: I just use "I watch Buffy! Don't think I don't know how to fuck you up."

@Thealogian: Where are you seeing that he was not a licensed doctor? I read that he wasn't trained in how to perform abortions and that his license was stripped after the raid on his place, but I haven't seen anything saying that he wasn't a doctor when he did these things.

"BLACK PEOPLE! Vanessa Williams is radiant. Love how the black people have to stick together. Integration is so yesterday!"

And that's why actually talking to your partner comes in handy!