lieutenantdanicecream
LieutenantDanIceCream
lieutenantdanicecream

@OhThePlacesYou'llGo: That would make sense, but I'd be lying if I said I was hopeful that the cop at least explained that to the distraught mother.

@OhThePlacesYou'llGo: There are laws and then there are unnecessarily enforced laws. It's up to the cops discretion whether to not he thinks the mother of a child in a coma should receive a ticket for her daughter's mistakes. But since cops are not exactly known for being reasonable or sensitive, none of this s

@AristotlesCrab: I saw a dead possum! ONE THE SAME DAY! DUNN DUNN DUUUUUNNNNNNN!

A guy called into the news station where a friend of mine works and asked "Did ya'll do that story bout them dead birds over by the lake?"

I don't understand, if she is trying to give the character "depth" then why is she writing the scene from the perspective of a rape-fanboy?

@NomNom83: I find it hard to believe that a company that sells Buffy the Vampire Slayer soda is also comprised of a bunch of racist, anti-PC mouth breathers. It's entirely possible, of course, since racism is rampant and rears its ugly head in the most unlikely of places sometimes...but something about this just

This Christmas, give her what she really wants: the gift of knowing her place.

How dare he use Seinfeld to validate his "point." Jerry will not stand for this!

@seachristie: I tried it once, had a blast for 15 minutes. The next two times I tried it, I just choked and coughed and got mad that it didn't work.

My kitty loves Christmas! What are you talking about?!

@ohheyy_monet: Those are my Quidditch goggles! Though they easily double as steampunky.

I am not ashamed!

@doxymoron: Not all bras fully cover the breasts. Some are sheer and show most of the skin beneath. Regardless, having your barely clothed breasts exposed without your consent is fucked up.

@whereismyrobot: My mom always put the vapor rub on my back and my chest. I never understood it either.

@newyorkmuse: I've known them, too...but none were feminists. They were just mean.

@bobby.tables: All I know about gmail is that all of the job opportunity ads on craiglist that are scams happen to have a gmail address...

Never heard of him, don't want to hear about him ever again.

@dgibber: Amen. 10 years ago, I probably said some fucked up shit about women, too. We weren't all born feminists.